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outfit doctored adj. Drunk to a degree that household textiles acquire medicinal significance and are applied accordingly. Brixtyn was outfit doctored, treating a tea towel and blanket as a complete medical apparatus. outfited (/ˈaʊtfɪtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that clothing and accessories are selected according to sofa proximity. Biana became outfited in a cardigan, slippers and the blanket from the spare room. outfittered adj. Drunk on the strength of dressing for every possible domestic expedition without leaving the sofa. outfittinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and furnishing the sofa with every comfort within arm's reach. Aurora-jayne was outfittinged, surrounding herself with cushions, blankets and a glass of water. outflankered adj. Drunk by the third round, and positioned beyond the sofa so the kitchen could not be approached directly. Britinee was outflankered, reaching the kettle only by circling the dining table. outflankinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and reaching the glass of water by manoeuvring round every obstacle in the room. outflaringed adj. Still drunk, and spreading outward from the sofa until cushions, blankets and water occupy the whole room. outflighted adj. Sharpened by drink into flying out of the pub before anyone has found your coat. Dormilee got outflighted after the final round and took the wrong bus home. outflinged adj. Loosened by drink into answering every mild remark with an archaic pub-side gibe. Jelan grew outflinged and called the landlord a turnip for watering the ale. outflinginged adj. Emboldened by drink to fling every opinion outwards, whether invited or not. outflow boundaried adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a pub storm front, separating the warm room from the cold pavement. Isavela went outflow boundaried at closing, taking ten minutes to cross the threshold. outflowed adj. Of a drinker who has allowed the evening to leave him gradually, usually across the sofa and floor. outflowinged adj. Drunk and allowing conversation, change, and loose coins to flow steadily outwards. outflued adj. Drunk to the point where your thoughts require a chimney before reaching the outside world. outflushed adj. Drunk enough to produce a sudden heat which reddens the face and unsettles the company. outfluxed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining within the defined area of the pub. Kealii outfluxed from the pub and was found asleep beside the domestic recycling.