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outfoldinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where your manners fold inwards; everything now opens towards the room. Charles-anthony was outfoldinged, extending his arms over every conversation nearby. outformationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every thought is broadcast from its source before editing. outformed adj. Drunk in a way that makes your outward appearance considerably more informative than your speech. Aayden looked outformed, with one untucked shirt-tail announcing the whole evening. outfoxered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every small evasion seem a successful piece of cunning. outganged (/ˈaʊtɡæŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every exit as a promising route and none as the correct one. Shanthi went outganged and tried three doors before finding the lavatory. outgarmented adj. Drunk on the strength of a coat which has become both clothing and a navigational aid. outgased adj. Drunk since last orders, and releasing opinions into the air whenever warmed by company. Huey was outgased, filling the smoking shelter with fumes about county cricket. outgassinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and slowly releasing stored conversation into the atmosphere. outgated adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the nearest doorway as a technical solution to everything. Noelette was outgated, standing in the doorway while deciding whether to leave. outgivinged adj. Still drunk, and emitting whatever comes to hand: advice, change, or the contents of your glass. outgoed (/ˈaʊtɡəʊd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an evening's cost from a sensible expenditure. outgoered adj. Sufficiently drunk to become one who departs, though not necessarily by the intended route. Jakyra turned outgoered after midnight and left wearing somebody else's scarf. outgoinged (/aʊtˈɡəʊɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake leaving the pub for a social accomplishment. outgoingnessed adj. Having drunk more than sociability requires, and now addressing furniture as part of the company. Uliana became outgoingnessed and included the coat stand in every introduction. outgraded adj. You have drunk enough to regard any imperfect snack as unfit for the public bar. outgrounded adj. You are drunk and treating the land beyond the house as a perfectly reasonable place to lie down. Latavion was outgrounded beside the beer garden fence, peacefully surveying the car park.