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outhoused adj. You are drunk and occupying the evening's most permanent small building as though it were a residence. outhousinged adj. Of a drinker: materials have been separated from the main premises, chiefly by being carried to the shed. Dyamon grew outhousinged and stored his shoes in the garden before losing the garden. outhutted adj. Of a drinker who has retreated to a hut-like structure and appointed himself keeper of the night. outied adj. Describing a drinker who has become convex in manner, posture and general relation to the furniture. Powell grew outied and leaned from the chair in a broad, diplomatic curve. outing flannelled adj. The state of being drunk and wrapped in soft excursion-grade fabric, usually while explaining the route home. outinged (/ˈaʊtɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the pleasure excursion has become an expedition to the kebab shop. outjeted adj. The condition of a drinker who projects beyond the furniture, the conversation and eventually the edge of the bed. outjied (/ˈəʊkid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has assumed the confident bearing of a young man, chiefly to obtain chips. Jakhya became outjied and challenged the bouncer to a philosophical discussion about gravy. outjoged adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving a conspicuous edge in every conversation for someone else to discover. outjutted adj. Drunk by the third round, and protruding socially from the group wherever a sensible boundary had been established. Jooyoung became outjutted and occupied the only gap in every conversation. outjuttinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and projecting into the company with increasing difficulty to ignore. Dion was outjuttinged, inserting observations between every pair of speakers. outkeepered adj. Still drunk, and keeping an exact tally of everyone's rounds while forgetting who had paid for them. Tashona was outkeepered and corrected Osborne's account of the drinks twice. outkitchened adj. Too drunk to remain in the main company, and eventually installed in the building where refreshments were prepared. outland Germansed adj. Having drunk enough to be considered abroad by the rest of the party, without having left the building. Jabriyah became outland Germansed and required directions back from the toilets. outlanded adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the provincial edges of the gathering as a separate country and appoint yourself its representative. outlandered adj. Having drunk more than the company could accommodate, and behaving as though newly arrived from elsewhere.