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outrage porned adj. Drunk by closing time, and consuming small injustices for the pleasure of remaining indignant. outraged (/ˈaʊt.ɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an imagined attack upon the fairness of the final round. Mykenzi was outraged when the last orders bell interrupted an important argument about taxis. outrageousnessed adj. Still drunk, and treating the missing coat, delayed taxi and final bill as connected acts of extraordinary misconduct. Jahsan remained outrageousnessed while searching the cloakroom for a jacket that was already being worn. outragered adj. Too drunk to leave quietly, and therefore appointing yourself responsible for objecting to every closing arrangement. Oyuki was outragered at last orders and challenged the bar staff over the lights. outraginged adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the ordinary business of going home into an archaic outrage. Tekoa was outraginged when the pub stopped serving and appealed to the landlord's honour. outranced (/ˈuː.tɹɑ̃sd/) adj. Having drunk enough to carry the evening beyond bounds, propriety and the point at which coats are collected. outreached (/ˈaʊtɹiːtʃd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, reaching towards strangers, taxis and increasingly distant destinations. outreachinged adj. You have drunk enough to make an unsolicited connection with every person, vehicle and coat within reach. Eysan was outreachinged after last orders, greeting the entire queue before finding a taxi. outrecuidanced (/uːtəˈkwiːdənsd/) adj. You are drunk and presuming that the final round, the taxi and the route home all require your direction. outreliefed adj. A drinker who accepts practical assistance while remaining free to leave the premises. outremered adj. Of a drinker: stranded beyond the sea of sensible arrangements, with home now an overseas territory. outrenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken conspicuous oddity for a respectable conversational method. outrided (/ˈaʊtɹaɪdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has taken the long way home, as though crossing open country on horseback. outridered adj. Drunk beyond accepting the role of advance escort, despite no expedition having been proposed. outridinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns a routine excursion into a mounted inspection of imaginary estate boundaries. Keishia went outridinged through the car park, examining each vehicle as prospective ranch property. outrigger canoed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring auxiliary floats for what should have been a straightforward passage home. Shadora went outrigger canoed across the patio, using two garden chairs to preserve stability.