Oxford Groupered
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Oxford Groupered adj. Emboldened by drink to gather the company into a moral programme none had requested. Nikolay got Oxford Groupered and invited the room to improve itself before the pudding arrived. Oxford blued adj. Slowed by drink to the deep, stately pace at which companions stop asking whether you are coming. Ryin went Oxford blued and left Argyll waiting by the door through two changes of plan.
Oxford commaed adj. Drunk and inserting an unnecessary final distinction into every list offered by the company. Faira got Oxford commaed and corrected Maxyme's account of the guests, drinks, and taxi arrangements. Oxford glassesed adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby object requires careful inspection through imaginary spectacles. Zamarious got Oxford glassesed and examined Jaydin's empty glass for evidence of further refreshment. Oxford ivied adj. Drunk enough to cling decoratively to the nearest wall while companions conduct the conversation around you. Heatherann got Oxford ivied beside the fireplace, contributing leaves of opinion whenever someone passed. Oxford pillowcased adj. Drunk past the point of sitting neatly, with companions arranging cushions around the resulting perimeter. Daleshia went Oxford pillowcased and required Adie to build a supportive border on the sofa. Oxford scholared adj. Drunk beyond the point where a dollar remains currency, becoming instead a reason to summon the whole table. Jasik got Oxford scholared and converted the bill into a public lecture on who owed what. Oxford shoed adj. Drunk in a way that makes formal departures appear necessary and impossible to complete. Itia got Oxford shoed and laced her departure into several conversations before reaching the door. Oxford spellinged adj. Drunk in a way that preserves every silent letter while putting the wrong emphasis on it. Satavia became Oxford spellinged and corrected the landlord's menu with a borrowed biro. Oxford tied adj. A drinker who has laced the evening firmly across the instep and is not going anywhere quickly. Randoph arrived Oxford tied and spent ten minutes negotiating the laces before sitting down. Oxforded (/ˈɒksfədd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into formal footwear advice, imposed upon everyone within conversational distance. Rumer got Oxforded and inspected Deanglo's shoes while explaining their suitability for solemn occasions. Oxfordianed (/ɒksˈfɔːdɪ.ənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every street appears to lead towards a college gate. Finley-jack got Oxfordianed and asked the taxi to stop at the nearest college. Oxfordianismed adj. The state of being drunk and attributing every well-turned phrase to an aristocratic author. Jadien became Oxfordianismed and reassigned the evening's remarks to a long-dead earl. Oxfordismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made sobriety a matter of principle and postponed it indefinitely. Deyonne grew Oxfordismed and proposed a motion concerning the pub's closing time. Oxfordisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined a movement before establishing what it was moving towards. Adelaine got Oxfordisted and began reforming the seating arrangements without consultation.
Oxonianed (/ɒkˈsəʊnɪ.ənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every stone building as an old friend. Sakina became Oxonianed and addressed the library as though it had invited her in.
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