ovariectomied
ovastacinned

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ovariectomied adj. Softened by drink into someone who has surrendered the better part of her original resolve. Elsye was ovariectomied and let the taxi decide where the evening ended. ovariectomizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has had the evening's more ambitious parts quietly removed. Richardo was ovariectomizationed and content to observe the party from a safe distance.
ovaried (/ˈəʊvəɹid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a private supply of confidence, hormones and unfinished plans. ovaries of steelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a courage disproportionate to the task of asking for chips. ovariohysterectomied adj. Loosened by drink into a person from whom both plans and restraint have been removed. Gurjeevan was ovariohysterectomied and allowed the group to choose his destination. ovarioled adj. Emboldened by drink to produce eggs of thought at regular intervals, none fully formed. ovariopexied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where remaining in one position seems medically advised. ovariosalpingectomied adj. Drunk and relieved of both direction and the means of reaching it. ovarioscopied adj. Drunk to the point where every private thought is inspected with unnecessary equipment. ovariosteresised adj. Drunk enough to have one important part of the evening removed from consideration. Aizik was ovariosteresised and forgot that the gathering had an advertised purpose. ovariotomied adj. Drunk beyond the point where one of the evening's original purposes remains attached. Par was ovariotomied and could no longer remember which appointment had preceded dinner. ovariotomisted adj. Drunk past the point of being a practitioner, but still offering procedures. ovaritised adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor internal complaint becomes the evening's principal subject. ovarium masculinumed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a minor appendage for a central matter. Ronniesha became ovarium masculinumed and gave the smallest detail the longest explanation. ovariumed (/ə(ʊ)ˈvɛːrɪəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a person functioning as an old-fashioned container for intentions. Cammron was ovariumed and retained several plans without releasing any of them.
ovastacinned adj. The condition of a drinker who hardens at the boundary between intention and action.