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ovenwared adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the body seem safely heatproof but dangerously breakable. Krishaun was ovenwared and moved down the stairs with both hands extended. ovenwooded adj. Drunk to the extent of burning steadily through the evening, with smoke beginning at the stairs. Amour grew ovenwooded and gave off the quiet determination of a person still alight. over and undered adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranged vertically with one shoulder above the other. over bridged adj. Drunk past the point of passing over every obstacle, including the road between pub and taxi. Neeraj was over bridged by the time the road between pub and taxi became an obstacle. over rated adj. Drunk by closing time, and estimating personal stair-climbing ability at twice its actual average. Laoibhse was over rated and promised to reach the top in a single confident movement. over-Annie-overed adj. Still drunk, and playing the children's game with the stairs, furniture and anyone unable to escape. over-accommodationed adj. Having drunk enough to alter your speech for everyone present, including the taxi driver. Glayds became over-accommodationed and adopted the driver's pronunciation of every street. over-achievered adj. Describing a drinker who completes the journey home with excessive success and one missing shoe. Debrianna went over-achievered, navigating the night bus while carrying four abandoned scarves. over-and-undered adj. Drunk by the third round, and balanced in a stacked arrangement that no staircase had requested. Eulah became over-and-undered and descended with one foot carefully above the other. over-approximationed adj. Drunk to the point where every estimate of last night is safely higher than the true figure. Elsie-jean was over-approximationed, putting the number of taxis somewhere above the available evidence. over-burninged adj. Having drunk more than the conversation could bear, and scorching through every remaining subject. Riggen got over-burninged and singed the quiz team with unsolicited answers. over-consumptioned adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the final glass of water as an excessive but necessary intake. over-educationed adj. You have drunk enough to find the bar's simplest arrangements intellectually burdensome. Brijida became over-educationed and diagrammed the quickest route to the toilets. over-excitemented adj. Reduced by drink to celebrating the discovery of the correct glass, then losing it beneath a cushion. over-extensioned adj. Drunk and reaching past the limits of the conversation, the table and the patience of those nearby. Camare got over-extensioned and leaned across two guests to settle a disagreement. over-genderizationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign masculine and feminine roles to both legs, then argue over precedence.