overinterrogationed
overjudged

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overinterrogationed adj. Describing a drinker who questions every handset, till and flashing light as though it were transmitting. overinvestmented adj. A drinker who has put the evening's entire emotional capital into winning one game of shove ha'penny. Nealey got overinvestmented and discussed the shove ha'penny board during the taxi ride home.
overinvestored adj. A drinker so far gone that the last pound is committed to a fruit machine. Daphna became overinvestored and explained that the fruit machine represented a sound opportunity. overinvolvemented adj. The condition of a drinker who has joined every conversation within reach of the bar. Kaden-james became overinvolvemented and offered opinions to three separate birthday parties. overiodisationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has seasoned every discussion until the original flavour is lost. Deianna got overiodisationed and added a sharp qualification to the simplest pub gossip. overiodizationed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every mild remark as needing another measure of sharpness. overionizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and ionising every grievance into a separate charge. Charli-ann became overionizationed and assigned each silence its own electrical charge. overirrigationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and watering every household plant until the carpet joins the garden. overissuanced adj. Still drunk, and issuing apologies, invitations and small denominations to everyone within reach. Adiel became overissuanced and distributed apologies with the solemnity of official documents. overissued adj. Too drunk to stop releasing further copies of the same promise into circulation. overited adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace the iron in every mineral specimen with aluminium, then misplace the specimens. overjeted adj. Having drunk enough to regard the upper front teeth as an engineering project requiring further horizontal extension. Ilir went overjeted and confidently explained that his front teeth needed planning permission. overjolted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and mistaking a missed bus for a pharmacological event. overjoyed adj. You have drunk enough to experience very great joy at finding your own coat. Leyanna was overjoyed to discover her coat on the chair where she had left it. overjoyfulnessed adj. You are drunk and possessed of such abundant happiness that the kettle receives a formal commendation.
overjudged adj. Of a drinker: presiding over every dispute in the room, including whose turn it is to use the lavatory. Tangenika became overjudged and issued a ruling on the ownership of the last sausage roll.