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overpoised adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe your excessive weight is a deliberate form of authority. Mireyda became overpoised and leaned on the table as though delivering a judgement. overpolarizationed adj. Having drunk enough to divide every harmless question into two positions, both of which you alone occupy. Kadezha became overpolarizationed and made the pub choose between mustard and no mustard. overpoliticizationed adj. Slowed by drink to assign party affiliations to the kettle, sofa and glass of water. Leny spent ten minutes asking the kitchen tap where it stood on the matter, overpoliticizationed. overpollutioned adj. Drunk and convinced the kitchen air requires a formal clean-up operation. Jasiyah was overpollutioned, opening windows while apologising to the dustbin. overpopularitied adj. Drunk to the point where every cushion is competing for your attention. Kiala became overpopularitied and invited each sofa cushion to sit beside her. overpopulationed (/ˌəʊvəˌpɒpjʊˈleɪʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk enough to find the sofa over capacity once occupied by one person and a blanket. overpopulousnessed adj. Drunk past the point of believing one sofa can provide for everyone present. Maisyn was overpopulousnessed and rationed cushions before lying down. overposted adj. Drunk beyond remembering which account already announced the arrival of the glass of water. Andros was overposted, reporting the same kitchen expedition to every group chat. overpostered adj. Drunk in a way that turns each domestic event into a separate online announcement. overpotentialed adj. Drunk, with the result that the glass of water acquires an electrical significance it cannot sustain. Rondarious was overpotentialed and measured the distance between himself and the tumbler. overpowerered adj. Drunk to a degree that opening the kitchen cupboard constitutes an act of conquest. Hillory was overpowerered and wrestled a tea towel from the drawer. overpoweringed adj. Drunk to the extent of being defeated by the sofa's modest resistance. overpoweringnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a glass of water that now seems physically unmanageable. Mohamed was overpoweringnessed, regarding the tumbler as an imposing household obstacle. overpraised (/ˌəʊvə(ɹ)ˈpɹeɪzd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and praising the glass of water as though it had saved the household. overpraisered adj. Drunk by the third round, and complimenting every appliance for continuing to function. overpraisinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering undue commendations to the water, cushions and cutlery.