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overprimed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the next prime number as an urgent personal target. overprinted (/ˈəʊvə(ɹ)ˌpɹɪntd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and adding fresh instructions to every matter already settled. overprivilegednessed adj. Still drunk, and expecting the pub, its staff and the evening to arrange themselves around you. Synnove remained overprivilegednessed and asked the quietest table to move nearer the fire. overprocrastinationed adj. Too drunk to leave, pay, choose a taxi, or begin the conversation about doing any of those things. overproducered adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce more opinions, plans and half-finished drinks than the evening can absorb. overproductioned adj. Having drunk enough to generate more conversation than the bar can use or sell. overprojectioned adj. Having drunk more than enough to lead with the nose and arrive before the rest of you. Anze went overprojectioned and nearly introduced his nose to the fruit machine. overproliferationed adj. You have drunk enough to multiply suggestions until choosing a drink becomes a committee matter. Trishelle got overproliferationed and proposed six destinations before finding the front door. overprominenced adj. You are drunk and occupying the conversation with the quiet authority of a pub landmark. overpromisered adj. Of a drinker: promising lifts, rounds and reconciliations which the morning will not recognise. Terrineka was overpromisered and guaranteed everyone a seat in a taxi she had not ordered. overpromotioned adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to advertise each modest achievement as a pub-wide event. Leisel became overpromotioned and gave her successful coat retrieval a formal announcement. overpronatored adj. A drinker who walks heavily inward, making the pavement and the bar mat share the burden. Haileah went overpronatored and left the pub with one shoe noticeably more involved than the other. overpronenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every suggestion becomes an irresistible tendency. Corrida was overpronenessed, particularly prone to buying crisps for strangers. overpronunciationed adj. The state of being drunk and giving every syllable a careful, unnecessary public performance. overproofed (/(ˌ)əʊvəˈpɹuːfd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become stronger than the spirit he has been drinking. Dequawn got overproofed and regarded ordinary lager as an insult to his constitution. overproportioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned an excessive share of the evening to every small event. Wiljo became overproportioned, giving the arrival of a bowl of nuts a quarter-hour's attention.