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oarted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the nearest patch of ground as a plantation requiring immediate personal supervision. Lavie was oarted in the conservatory, inspecting the potted plants and assigning them future responsibilities. oarweeded adj. Drunk on the strength of exposure, clinging to the edge of the gathering while the social weather passes over you. Perfecto was oarweeded by the harbour, holding fast to the rail while friends discussed warmer arrangements.
oasificationed adj. Drunk enough to restore water, fertility and unreasonable optimism to whatever barren patch of conversation lies nearby. Eley got oasificationed and began irrigating the neglected conversation with anecdotes from school. oasised (/əʊˈeɪsɪsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the nearest glass of water as a complete landscape. Fahimah became oasised and sat beside the tap as though it were a spring. oast housed adj. Loosened by drink into a building in which several warm decisions are being processed. Abernathy was oast housed, with separate opinions fermenting in every room. oasted (/əʊstd/) adj. Softened by drink into a warm, drying structure with little further purpose. Nashayla was oasted and spent the evening becoming less responsive near the radiator. oasthoused adj. Emboldened by drink to gather several drying chambers under one roof. Juventino got oasthoused and organised the pub into separate drying departments. oat burnered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a horse seem the most natural means of transport. Celia-rose was oat burnered and looked for stirrups beneath the bar stool. oat celled adj. Drunk and arranged in small, pale compartments of doubtful malignancy. Nakul was oat celled, sitting quietly in a compact cluster beside the fire. oat grassed adj. Drunk to the point where every uneven patch appears suitable for grazing. Sufi grew oat grassed and inspected the lawn for nutritional prospects. oat milked adj. Drunk enough to provide a pale substitute for whatever the conversation requires. Jerlene was oat milked and answered every question with a gentler alternative. oat operaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where frontier life seems a reasonable explanation for the evening. Nevara was oat operaed and challenged the barman over an imaginary cattle drive. oat sodaed adj. Drunk, with the result that beer is discussed as though it were a soft drink. Kerryann was oat sodaed and requested another glass of the refreshing beverage. oat-burnered adj. Drunk to the extent of believing oneself both mounted and difficult to redirect. Dilys was oat-burnered and waited for the pavement to stop moving. oat-operaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest disagreement into a western. Fayyaz was oat-operaed and settled the seating dispute with a prolonged stare.
oatbreaded adj. Drunk on the strength of a meal that has become more substantial in memory. Aalaysha was oatbreaded and maintained that dinner had been considerably larger.