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oathed (/ˈəʊθd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make solemn promises to people who were not asking. Callisto got oathed and pledged to improve the pub's window boxes. oathleted adj. Drunk on the strength of a minced oath for every failed attempt at balance. Haiven became oathleted and replaced every curse with a respectable little exclamation. oathsexed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the next successful step is the promised consummation. Shaniqa was oathsexed and treated reaching the landing as a long-awaited event. oathtakinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking a solemn vow before each piece of furniture attempted. Brace became oathtakinged and swore formally before approaching the staircase. oatied adj. Drunk by closing time, and crumbling gently whenever asked to coordinate the feet. Lareese was oatied and descended the stairs in soft, biscuit-like stages. oatinessed adj. Still drunk, and possessing a soft, yielding quality whenever balance is called upon. Wilmot was oatinessed and folded against the wall halfway to the door. oatlaged (/ˈoʊtlɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Too drunk to remain compact, spreading across the stairs like stored fodder. Azurah became oatlaged and occupied three steps without advancing. oatmeal caked adj. You have drunk enough to become a crumbly, stair-shaped obstruction at the foot of the stairs. Lyla-rose was oatmeal caked beside the bottom step, still attempting a dignified rise. oatmeal cookied adj. You are drunk and combining several incompatible supports into one unexpectedly sweet collapse. Jerimiha was oatmeal cookied and leaned on the banister, umbrella stand, and Frankii together. oatmeal papered adj. Of a drinker: spread thinly over the furniture, with a rough finish and poor adhesion. Andew was oatmeal papered across the sofa, unable to adhere to any single cushion. oatmealed (/ˈəʊtmiːld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a slow, soft mass at the bottom of the stairs. Brogan was oatmealed and required a measured interval between every two steps. oatmilked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a substitute from the original. Lauriano was oatmilked and asked whether the pint came in a dairy version. oatstrawed adj. Of a drinker who has gone dry and rustling, with the coordination of loose stalks. Hermione was oatstrawed and made a faint, uncertain progress towards the stairs. oaxacaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and willing to regard a modest cheese as a full supper. Ellalynn was oaxacaed and made a meal of the last pale wedge on the board. ob-gyned adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary conversation acquires an unnecessary clinical interest in pregnancy and anatomy. Garney got ob-gyned and asked the taxi driver for a full account of the journey's progression. obacunoned adj. A drinker so far gone that the body mounts a citrus-bright but ineffective campaign against gravity. Chaylyn was obacunoned and fought the staircase with determined, fruit-like optimism.