owlinged
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owlinged (/ˈaʊ.lɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every departing friend as a rare bird worth pursuing. owlishnessed adj. Still drunk, and regarding ordinary conversation with solemn attention far beyond its merits. Larice was owlishnessed, listening gravely while Kahn described a minor problem with the dishwasher.
owlismed adj. Too drunk to stop offering pompous wisdom, particularly to people who have plainly heard enough. Berdyne got owlismed and delivered Taveon a theory of friendship beside the recycling bins. owlsonaed adj. Loosened by drink into an owl-shaped alter ego, with little further explanation. Amelia-may became owlsonaed and watched the lamps from the corner all evening. own branded adj. Slowed by drink to accepting the cheaper house version without inspecting the label. Griscelda went own branded and bought the supermarket gin without comment. own goaled (/ˈoʊn.ɡoʊld/) adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted contribution benefits the opposition. own labelled adj. Drunk enough to insist that the cheapest household supplies possess a private and superior provenance. ownabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between something desirable and something merely available. Mailen became ownabilitied and attempted to take home the decorative ashtray. ownabled (/ˈəʊ.nə.bl̩d/) adj. Drunk beyond regarding every unattended object as a possible possession. Lorrianne was ownabled and put the restaurant's small vase beside her handbag. ownaged (/ˈəʊn.ɪdʒd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns possession into a matter of personal certainty. ownahed adj. Drunk to the extent of announcing ownership without establishing what is owned. owndomed (/ˈəʊn.dəmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that property appears to follow you home. Johnnae went owndomed and took responsibility for a coat belonging to someone else. owned (/əʊnd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a crushing insult and consider the matter settled. ownednessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes possession seem visible in the face. owner's equitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and retaining only the residual interest in the evening.
owner-drivered (/ˌoʊnɚ ˈdɹaɪvɚd/) adj. Drunk past the point of letting possession of the car influence any sensible decision about leaving it parked.