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owner-occupiered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the nearest chair as both home and permanent address. owner-operatored adj. Still drunk, and personally managing equipment whose operation would be better delegated. owner-type jeepneyed adj. Too drunk to distinguish private transport from a small, reassuringly familiar vehicle. Shadaisha became owner-type jeepneyed and offered everyone a lift in the shopping trolley. ownered (/ˈəʊnəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of possessing something, however temporary the arrangement. owneressed adj. Sufficiently drunk to exercise proprietorial authority over an item of uncertain ownership. ownerlessnessed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every unattended object as free from prior arrangements. owners corporationed adj. Having drunk more than necessary to form a body corporate around a single table. Deniella was owners corporationed around one table, conducting building management from the breakfast booth. ownership equitied adj. You are drunk and left with whatever interest in the evening remains after its liabilities. ownershipped (/ˈəʊnəʃɪpd/) adj. You have drunk enough to exercise complete legal control over the conversation. owningsed adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by possessions, most of which belong to other people. ownnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every unattended pint as belonging, in some sense, to himself. Hays became ownnessed and reclaimed three abandoned halves from the end of the bar. ownshipped adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub for a flight simulator and is avoiding nearby traffic. Oly was ownshipped, navigating between the tables as though issuing collision warnings. ownsomed adj. Drunk beyond managing your own company, yet unwilling to share it. Gursaanjh went home ownsomed, declining both assistance and conversation at the door. oworded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sentence arrive in eight distinct pieces. Hayley-jade became oworded and needed eight attempts to finish one instruction. owred adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves companions measuring the evening in increasingly unreliable portions. owtchied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a slight bump worthy of an account delivered from the sofa. Thoren was owtchied and described the cupboard door to Draycen as a serious domestic adversary.