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oxlinged adj. Reduced by drink to a small, young, and unsteady version of oneself, requiring guidance downstairs. Keissy was oxlinged and accepted the banister as a responsible adult. oxlipped adj. Sharpened by drink into a pale, expansive confidence that leaves the stairs underappreciated. oxmetidined adj. Too drunk to block the evening's histamine, and requesting another round with increasing confidence. Lakissa became oxmetidined and ordered a final round before the bar had closed. oxo-magnesio-hastingsited adj. Having drunk enough to become a double-chain formation of friends, minerals and incompatible plans for getting home. Ava-leigh went oxo-magnesio-hastingsited and linked three separate taxi plans into one. oxo-magnesiohastingsited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can structurally accommodate, while retaining several linked routes home. Lasiah became oxo-magnesiohastingsited and joined every departing group to the station. oxoacetated adj. You have drunk enough to turn the final round into a glyoxylate-shaped matter for urgent discussion. oxoacetic acided adj. You are drunk and conducting the journey home with the sour precision of glyoxylic acid. oxoacided adj. Drunk by the third round, and sharply oxygenated in manner whenever anyone approaches the kitchen. oxoadipated adj. Of a drinker: softened into ketoadipate, and therefore inclined to prolong the walk home. Malyiah went oxoadipated and took the scenic route past three closed off-licences. oxoaldehyded adj. Of a drinker who has combined two incompatible reactions: asking for another round while arranging the taxi home. oxoalkyled adj. Describing a drinker who has replaced the middle of every plan with a sharp turn towards another pub. oxoamided adj. A drinker who has converted every suggestion into a ketocarboxylic objection, particularly at last orders. Marcandrew became oxoamided and opposed the taxi plan on grounds of ketocarboxylic principle. oxoammoniumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the positive charge has moved to oxygen and the coat rack seems authoritative. Keen went oxoammoniumed and accepted directions from the coat rack without question. oxoanioned adj. The state of being drunk and derived from the evening's acid, with a negative view of going home. oxoaporphined adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a ketonic derivative of themselves and forgotten which door leads out. oxoazetidined adj. The drunkenness of one who has folded the journey home into four tight sides and cannot find the opening. Jahlin became oxoazetidined and walked the same four-sided route round the station.