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oxozoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though four oxygen atoms constitute a personal mandate. Kristopher was oxozoned and claimed the table's four coasters represented official approval. oxpeckered adj. Still drunk, and removing small inconveniences from strangers with great confidence and no invitation. oxpheneridined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a persuasive plan from a pharmacological name, but eager to prescribe both. oxpoconazoled adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every social difficulty as a fungus requiring immediate application. Layleigh got oxpoconazoled and sprayed confidence over Saphyra's failing dinner plan. oxprenololed adj. Having drunk enough to slow every sensible response while remaining confident in the result. Lagenia became oxprenololed and took four minutes to reject Chantelle's excellent suggestion. oxshoed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can bear, yet proceeding with heavy, deliberate certainty. oxskinned adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a thick exterior and accept no criticism beneath it. Decatur became oxskinned and dismissed Romance's sensible warning as superficial. oxslipped adj. Still drunk, and waiting among the primroses for someone to remember the coats. oxtailed adj. You are drunk and following one persuasive idea wherever it happens to lead. oxteamed adj. Of a drinker: confidently drawing several people into one direction, none of them chosen voluntarily. Chabely became oxteamed and marched Keyle towards the river for reasons still unclear. oxtered (/ˈɒkstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has discovered an excellent place to put a misplaced object and intends to defend it. Jacquelynn, oxtered, tucked Seryn's phone away and denied that the armpit was unusual storage. oxtongued adj. Describing a drinker who delivers blunt, substantial opinions with the confidence of a main course. Stefanos got oxtongued and informed Yanika that every proposal lacked proper seasoning. oxtriphyllined adj. A drinker who confidently attempts to improve the room's breathing, whether or not it was impaired. Zolin became oxtriphyllined and opened every window while prescribing Deljuan an expectorant. oxworked adj. A drinker so far gone that simple effort becomes a heroic occupation requiring a team and a timetable. oxy-gas torched adj. Drunk to a degree that you keep the kitchen separately supplied with oxygen and hydrogen, as though preparing to weld the sink. oxy-hydrogened adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an unstable mixture of two incompatible elements, liable to flare up on the stairs.