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oxybated (/ˈɑk.səˌbeɪtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating a shortened name as proof that the complicated plan is simple. Derrill got oxybated and reduced the evening's logistics to a gesture and a taxi number. oxybenzened adj. The condition of a drinker who has become phenolic in the kitchen, pungent, pale, and unwilling to leave the sink. Lemanuel was oxybenzened and stood by the sink discussing the smell of lemons. oxybenzoated adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a simple kitchen drink into a salt or ester requiring careful domestic classification. Malex became oxybenzoated and sorted the condiments according to imagined acidity. oxybenzoned adj. Reduced by drink to a sun-screened household compound, inert on the sofa and resistant to further exposure. oxybismuthided adj. Softened by drink into a mixed domestic compound, part person and part cushion beneath the sofa blanket. oxybromided adj. Sharpened by drink into an oxygen-and-bromine household irritant, particularly near the washing-up. oxybrominationed adj. Loosened by drink into simultaneous oxygenation and bromination, leaving the drinker expansive, sharp, and near the sink. oxybuprocained adj. Sufficiently drunk to anaesthetise the eye while insisting the pub sign is moving. Tiara became oxybuprocained and blamed the swinging pub sign on faulty joinery. oxybutyninned (/ˌɑk.siˈbjuː.tən.ɪnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make a sudden dash for the ladies' and forget the door code. Wayna got oxybutyninned and made three urgent visits before finding the lavatory. oxycalcium lighted adj. Having drunk more than the snug can contain, and taking the limelight by the fruit machine. oxycamphored adj. You have drunk enough to breathe like a Victorian invalid and request the window seat. Alyxander was oxycamphored, asking for air after half a bitter and a pork pie. oxycapnographied adj. You are drunk and monitoring every breath in the snug as though anaesthesia were imminent. Ariyo got oxycapnographied and counted everyone's breaths between rounds. oxycaproic acided adj. Of a drinker: sour, pale, and liable to leave the breakfast table unfinished. Yunay turned oxycaproic acided after the third cider and eyed the toast suspiciously. oxycarbeniumed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a positive charge and is bonding indiscriminately with strangers. Paxten became oxycarbeniumed and bonded warmly with everyone near the fruit machine. oxycarbonated adj. Describing a drinker who fizzes at the edges while remaining chemically uncertain about the next round. oxycarboxinned adj. A drinker who attacks the evening's fungal growths, beginning with the mould on the dartboard.