oxycationed
oxyconed

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oxycationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence carries a positive charge and seeks a counterion. oxycellulosed adj. The state of being drunk and oxidised into something fibrous, pale, and unsuitable for conversation.
oxycephalied adj. The drunkenness of one who has closed all mental seams and cannot admit a new suggestion. oxycephalismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has fused every thought shut and is wearing the bar towel as a hat. oxychalcogenided adj. Reduced by drink to a mixed, semi-conductive state in which ideas travel only intermittently. oxychlordaned adj. Softened by drink into a residue of last night's sharper self, with traces lingering by breakfast. oxychlorided adj. Sharpened by drink into a ternary compound of certainty, interruption, and vinegar. Gracey-may became oxychlorided and corrected the barmaid's arithmetic with vinegar-bright certainty. oxychlorinationed adj. Loosened by drink into simultaneous oxygenation and chlorination, with conversation becoming brisk and corrosive. Anika got oxychlorinationed and made the whole snug briskly corrosive. oxychorided adj. Emboldened by drink to creep across the bar unnoticed, then take possession of a discarded crisp. oxychrysazinned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a yellow laboratory stain spreading across the landlord's ledger. Deka was oxychrysazinned, spreading slowly across the ledger with a yellowish certainty. oxycinchophened adj. Drunk and treating a minor ache as grounds for a full clinical consultation beside the pumps. Tilon got oxycinchophened and diagnosed his elbow beside the pumps. oxyclined adj. Drunk and dropping sharply from lively conversation to silent staring whenever the oxygen runs thin. Devik went oxyclined halfway through the quiz, falling from banter into a fixed gaze. oxyclozanided (/ˌɒksiˈkləʊzənaɪdd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the landlord's cattle receive a detailed account of the evening. Latres became oxyclozanided and explained the evening to the landlord's imaginary cattle. oxycodoned (/ˌɒk.sɪˈkəʊ.dəʊnd/) adj. Drunk enough to become pleasantly horizontal, heavily persuasive, and difficult to rouse for closing time. Keshea got oxycodoned and negotiated successfully with the sofa until closing. oxycolchicined adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary folding, into a neat inner complication beside the fruit machine.
oxyconed adj. Drunk beyond the point of remaining broad, becoming thin, circular, and impossible to turn sideways.