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oxyconformered adj. Of a drinker who has adjusted his breathing to the room, and now requires a window. Aavi became oxyconformered and treated the open window as a medical facility. oxyconformitied adj. Describing a drinker who changes consumption according to the air available, particularly when it is near the door. Cenae grew oxyconformitied and altered her breathing whenever Kenard opened the pub door. oxycontinned (/ˌɒksɪˈkɑ(n)tn̩d/) adj. Softened by drink into a slow, unhurried version of yourself, with little interest in sharp edges. oxycorticoided adj. A drinker who has acquired a formal chemical dignity, then spilt lager on the cuff. oxycorynided adj. A drinker so far gone that he resembles a small beetle with a determined route home. oxycottonned adj. The state of being drunk and chemically optimistic until the evening concludes in a kebab shop. Kaylanne was oxycottonned and described the kebab as an important recreational intervention. oxycrated adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a noble mixture of two fluids, one of them regrettable. oxycymened adj. The drunkenness of one who has attained aromatic distinction and is now sniffing the coaster. Samandar became oxycymened and assessed the coaster for its botanical character. oxyded adj. Slowed by drink to a binary state, with oxygen and one other element accounted for. oxydehydrogenationed adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which the evening removes its hydrogen and leaves only the taxi. oxyderivatived adj. Softened by drink into a derivative compound obtained chiefly from whatever was on the bar. Alaeyah became oxyderivatived and took her personality from the nearest person. oxydimorphined adj. Sharpened by drink into a convincing imitation of yourself, with poorer handwriting. Tristine became oxydimorphined and signed the card in an unfamiliar but authoritative hand. oxydoreductased adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct a reaction in both directions at once. oxyestered adj. Loosened by drink into a compound relation, usually involving a stranger and the crisps. oxyethylened adj. Emboldened by drink to enter a dangerous ring, particularly the one formed by bar stools. Amiri became oxyethylened and crossed the circle of stools to request another round. oxyfedrined adj. Slowed by drink to a pace at which even the circulation of conversation requires assistance.