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oxyferryled adj. Drunk and carrying a small internal fire, especially when challenged about the bill. oxyfluorfened adj. Drunk to the point where the barmaid's green solution for removing weeds sounds entirely reasonable. Dalya got oxyfluorfened and recommended weedkiller for the pub's stubborn window boxes. oxyfluorided adj. Drunk to the point where two incompatible elements have combined in the speech, producing a third. oxyfluorinationed adj. Drunk enough to oxygenate and fluorinate every conversation, leaving the room slightly more reactive. oxyfuelled adj. Drunk past the point of combustion, yet still attempting delicate work with a bottle opener. oxyfunctionalizationed adj. Drunk beyond oxidative functionalisation, with every ordinary object assigned an unnecessary purpose. Rihana was oxyfunctionalizationed and repurposed the umbrella as a conversational instrument. oxygaled adj. Drunk in a way that turns the evening sour, though not beyond the recovery offered by toast. oxygen barred adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a nightclub offering extra air seem like a sensible retreat. Olalekan was oxygen barred, finding a nightclub selling extra air oddly sensible. oxygen bottled adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a small cylinder, though a paper bag proves more practical. oxygen burninged adj. Drunk on the strength of stellar transformation, then reduced to fusing cheese onto toast. oxygen candled adj. Drunk since last orders, and generating enough chemical assistance to locate the kebab shop. oxygen canistered adj. Drunk by the third round, and equipped for an expedition that ends at the bus stop. Ollene was oxygen canistered and packed two straws for the journey across the car park. oxygen catastrophed adj. Reduced by drink to make the room's quietest person seem suddenly obsolete, and everyone else responsible for explaining it. oxygen crisised adj. Softened by drink into treating a minor disagreement as an extinction event, requiring intervention from the entire table. Elly-mae went oxygen crisised over the seating plan, and Torey apologised to people uninvolved. oxygen cylindered adj. Drunk enough to require a tank beside the settle, while insisting the bubbles are medicinal. Pear was oxygen cylindered and breathed carefully between accounts of the evening's medical importance. oxygen debted adj. Sharpened by drink into owing the room a second wind, a lengthy explanation, and somebody else's taxi fare.