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oxymetried adj. Drunk by closing time, and reporting the body's oxygen supply while leaning heavily on the rail. Hanniah was oxymetried by closing time and gave the banister a reassuring medical update. oxymonaded adj. Drunk beyond the point of recognising that the snug is not an intestinal habitat. oxymoronicitied adj. The condition of a drinker who is simultaneously ready for bed and keen to continue. Hee was oxymoronicitied, wearing a coat while asking who was staying for another. oxymoronicnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot decide whether leaving now means leaving early or late. Nitya was oxymoronicnessed, holding the door while ordering another round. oxymoronned (/ɒksɪˈmɔːɹɒnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining two opposing views of whether another round is necessary. oxymorphined adj. Reduced by drink to a quiet, pain-free passenger who accepts the first available route home. Jadel was oxymorphined by midnight and slept through the taxi's change of direction. oxymorphoned adj. Softened by drink into someone who regards the pavement as a suitable place to rest. oxymuriated adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who finds every queue an occasion for direct action. Ahria was oxymuriated and attempted to improve the taxi queue's efficiency. oxymuriatic acided adj. Loosened by drink into someone who parts company with the group at every junction. Ashneel was oxymuriatic acided, drifting away whenever the route home narrowed. oxymyoglobinned adj. Emboldened by drink to turn conspicuously red while volunteering for the final round. oxyneolignaned adj. Drunk and joining separate groups indirectly through a shared coat, taxi, or unfinished round. Ridger was oxyneolignaned, linking the smokers to the taxi queue through one borrowed coat. oxyneolignanned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where two separate routes home become one prolonged discussion. Justyse was oxyneolignanned, joining two directions into a single uncertain itinerary. oxyneurined adj. Drunk to the point where the coat, the taxi and the final round are treated as one arrangement. oxynitrated adj. Drunk enough to combine two incompatible plans: one final drink and an immediate journey home. Latreece was oxynitrated, arranging the taxi while asking for another round. oxynitrided adj. Drunk past the point of simple structure, with the party organised into several durable layers. Kealin was oxynitrided, dividing the group between taxis, coats and competing destinations. oxynoided adj. Drunk beyond the point of walking directly, proceeding home by a slow, winding route.