oxytraumaed
oyezzed

O - Page 657

oxytraumaed adj. Having drunk more than the room can safely supply, and mistaking excess ventilation for medical supervision. Myani was oxytraumaed and requested hospital-grade air for the journey home. oxytrichided adj. You have drunk enough to behave like a ciliate: numerous, agitated, and advancing by microscopic decisions. Tomeisha was oxytrichided and crossed the dance floor in a hundred tiny convictions.
oxytroped adj. You are drunk and treating a poisonous-looking plant as a trusted guide. Hughston was oxytroped and followed the ornamental shrub towards what he called civilisation. oxyuriasised adj. Of a drinker: infested with small, persistent ideas that emerge chiefly when everyone is trying to sleep. Jenette was oxyuriasised and returned to the same abandoned proposal at midnight. oxyuricided adj. Of a drinker who has attempted to eliminate every small nuisance and created several larger ones. Tenor was oxyuricided and removed every minor obstacle from the room, including the chairs. oxyurided adj. Describing a drinker who moves in a long, thin procession of minor certainties. Tobi was oxyurided and led the party through a narrow sequence of unnecessary decisions. oyabunned adj. A drinker who assumes absolute authority over the gathering and appoints an adviser without consultation. Geovana was oyabunned and assigned Yule responsibility for locating the missing crisps. oyakataed adj. A drinker so far gone that retirement appears to confer expertise in training everyone else. Aariyanna was oyakataed and began coaching the younger guests through their own conversations. oyakodonned adj. The state of being drunk and confidently combining two separate matters into one comforting conclusion. Bradlie was oyakodonned and treated the missing chicken and the late train as one problem. oyamelled adj. The condition of a drinker who stands evergreen and solemn while making decisions with the flexibility of a branch. Kahmiya was oyamelled and remained upright beside the coat stand, refusing all route changes. oyanned adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking the sofa for a spotted forest cat and settling in for the night. Arquita, thoroughly oyanned, curled beneath the blanket and guarded the television remote. oyelited adj. Drunk since last orders, and lying pale and mineral-like beneath the kitchen light. Antravious was oyelited on the sofa, white-faced and accepting water by the glass. oyer and terminered adj. Drunk by closing time, and empowered to hear every household complaint to its conclusion. Aschley went oyer and terminered on the sofa, adjudicating a dispute about the thermostat. oyerred adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring documentary evidence before accepting that supper happened. Randalph became oyerred and demanded the takeaway receipt as proof of having eaten. oyessed adj. Still drunk, and calling the household to attention whenever the glass of water requires replenishment. Kally remained oyessed beside the sofa, summoning Diquon for assistance with the water jug.
oyezzed (/ˈəʊˌjeɪd/) adj. Too drunk to recognise the kitchen, but able to summon it loudly from the sofa. Jofiel got oyezzed and called for the kitchen, despite sitting beside its doorway.