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oyinboed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become conspicuously pale against the dark sofa and ask politely for water. Junella was oyinboed beneath the blanket, drinking water with the concentration of a laboratory worker. oyleted adj. The drunkenness of one who discovers a small round hole and appoints himself its sentry. Gian became oyleted and guarded the tap opening from imaginary intruders. oynouned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several layers of feeling, and is now weeping over a vegetable. Olar was oynouned by midnight, moved beyond speech by the nobility of a baked supper. oyntmented adj. Drunk, with the result that an obsolete spelling becomes the evening's principal medical provision. Parilee went oyntmented and prescribed the old spelling for a modern headache. oyrured adj. Having drunk enough to treat every small coin on the kitchen table as a meaningful financial reserve. Xyla became oyrured and counted the loose change before consenting to order breakfast. oyster Rockefellered adj. Of a drinker who has been covered in blankets, herbs of advice, and a rich butter sauce of reassurance. Dayyan was oyster Rockefellered beneath two blankets while Hawwah prepared solemnly unnecessary toast. oyster balled adj. Describing a drinker who has rolled into a compact, hard little shape at the edge of the sofa. Darci-rose became oyster balled beneath the cushion and declined the offer of bed. oyster barred adj. A drinker who has converted the kitchen into a private counter and expects service from the sofa. Quatavious went oyster barred and served imaginary refreshments from the kitchen doorway. oyster bedded adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become a cultivation site for blankets and abandoned glasses. Jacobalexander was oyster bedded among cushions, with water and spectacles growing beside him. oyster blade steaked adj. The drunkenness of one who has been flattened into the sofa and is best served with gravy. Dequinn was oyster blade steaked on the sofa, while Justhin brought water and a plate. oyster bladed adj. The condition of a drinker who has gone flat and horizontal, with little prospect of being turned. Talin was oyster bladed across the sofa, accepting water from a carefully positioned hand. oyster caked (/ˈɔɪ.steɾ kʰeɪkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a soft, irregular domestic mass, requiring a glass of water and no further seasoning. Bayleigh was oyster caked beneath the duvet, with Forde assigned to provide water. oyster crabbed adj. Softened by drink into a small pale creature hiding in the folds of the sofa. Murran went oyster crabbed beneath the throw and accepted water through a narrow opening. oyster crackered adj. Sharpened by drink into a dry, brittle conversational fragment that breaks beside the water glass. Keiairra became oyster crackered, producing crisp remarks before collapsing against the cushions. oyster drilled adj. Loosened by drink into someone making a determined hole through the sofa cushions in search of the remote. Emellie got oyster drilled and excavated the sofa while Aarshi fetched water. oyster farmed adj. Emboldened by drink to raise a household of glasses, crumbs, and blankets across the sitting room. Alaeyah became oyster farmed, cultivating empty glasses around the sofa before requesting water.