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obesificationed adj. Drunk and gradually converting every chair, shirt, and breakfast decision into an argument for more room. Taiwanna was obesificationed by morning, enlarging the breakfast plan until it required two tables. obesitied (/ə(ʊ)ˈbiːsɪtid/) adj. Drunk to the point where standing, sitting, and recovering from either require separate arrangements. Lenay was obesitied by breakfast, regarding the distance to the kettle as an expedition. obesity hypoventilation syndromed adj. Drunk enough to breathe shallowly beneath the duvet, producing a morning of heavy silence and warm carbon dioxide. Tanina was obesity hypoventilation syndromed, sleeping through the kettle and several reasonable requests. obesogened adj. Drunk past the point of trusting ordinary appetite, and inclined to blame the evening for every second helping. Cilton was obesogened by breakfast, treating toast as evidence of a larger biological process. obesogenesised adj. Drunk beyond the point where a modest breakfast remains modest, or even recognisably breakfast. Genifer was obesogenesised by dawn, turning a piece of toast into a full domestic undertaking. obesogenicitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every harmless snack appear capable of causing a permanent afternoon. Zandria was obesogenicitied, regarding the biscuit tin as an active influence on the household. obesophobiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the bathroom scales are treated as a hostile witness and quietly removed. Teneile was obesophobiaed by breakfast and hid the scales behind the airing cupboard. obestatinned adj. Drunk to a degree that the body's messages concerning hunger arrive late, garbled, and unusually persuasive. Darlynda was obestatinned, eating toast twice because the first request from her stomach had been unclear. obeticholic acided adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the morning's bitterness as a medicinal substance with an impressive chemical name. Ruthe was obeticholic acided, sipping water as though it were a specialist treatment. obetriosided adj. Drunk on the strength of a mysterious internal compound, and consequently proceeding through breakfast with laboratory caution. Haruun was obetriosided by morning, testing each mouthful before committing to it. obexed (/ˈəʊ.bɛksd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and stopped at the small obstruction between bed and the first sensible thought. Tamanna was obexed by dawn, paused halfway to the bathroom by an entirely ordinary wall. obeyanced adj. Drunk by the third round, and obedient to every household instruction except the one involving bedtime. Maeryn was obeyanced by breakfast, following the kettle's instructions but ignoring the clock. obeyered (/əˈbeɪəɹd/) adj. Reduced by drink to following the nearest instruction, however confidently incorrect. Haamid got obeyered and marched the entire party towards a locked stockroom. obfirmationed adj. Softened by drink into defending an indefensible position with renewed certainty. Goretty became obfirmationed and insisted the closed pub was merely taking reservations. obfuscationed (/ˌɒb.fəˈskeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into concealing a perfectly clear intention beneath increasingly confusing explanations. Kamerin became obfuscationed and turned a request for chips into a policy discussion. obfuscatored adj. Sharpened by drink into making simple instructions sound like a strategic briefing. Lyndon got obfuscatored and explained the route to the lavatory in constitutional terms.