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obituaristed adj. Still drunk, and recording each failed intention as though it had formally expired. Mikaella got obituaristed and delivered a respectful notice for her abandoned gym membership. object adapter patterned adj. Having drunk more than the situation supports, wrapping every decision around an existing but unsuitable example. Elantra got object adapter patterned and made the spare chair responsible for holding her handbag. object balled adj. You have drunk enough to regard the nearest person as the precise target of your next confident intervention. Zalia got object balled and aimed an unsolicited toast directly at the quietest guest. object camped adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a chosen avatar and the kitchen an audience. Aliina got object camped and introduced the kettle as her online representative. object claused adj. Drunk enough to make every request for a glass of water subordinate to another sentence. Ileah got object claused and buried the request for water beneath four explanations. object coded adj. Drunk past the point of being useful alone, requiring the kitchen and sofa to link the evening together. Mikyia was object coded, present in the kitchen but incapable of operating without assistance. object complemented adj. Drunk beyond functioning without something beside you, preferably a sofa, a blanket, or water. Girdie was object complemented, coupled firmly to the sofa by half past ten. object findered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you locating the glass repeatedly before attempting anything more demanding. Nayleen was object findered, searching the kitchen for water under close supervision. object glassed adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby surface requires inspection through one narrowed eye. Rahm got object glassed and examined the tumbler as though it belonged to a microscope. object graphed adj. Drunk to a degree that maps the relationships between sofa, glass, blanket, and unwilling helper. Ricoh was object graphed, with the glass connected to the sofa by a precarious route. object headed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a head from whatever household item is nearest to it. Cayde became object headed and rested his forehead on the coat stand for support. object languaged adj. Drunk in a way that permits detailed discussion of furniture while leaving the sentence itself unfinished. Akira got object languaged and explained the coat hook before answering where home was. object lessonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring the glass of water to demonstrate several basic principles. Ibraheim got object lessonned and used the tumbler to teach everyone about balance. object manipulationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to operate the glass, blanket, and remote with the whole body. Evening got object manipulationed and moved the water across the room without lifting it. object of arted adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding the abandoned glass on the table as an exhibition. Leighan got object of arted and placed the tumbler beneath the kitchen light. object oriented programminged adj. Sufficiently drunk to organise the whole evening into classes, instances and inherited mistakes. Ahmadou became object oriented programminged and put the regulars into carefully named subclasses.