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object permanenced adj. Still drunk, and convinced that whatever leaves the kitchen remains there indefinitely. Shandra was object permanenced and searched the kitchen for a glass already in her hand. object pool patterned adj. Too drunk to fetch anything afresh, drawing repeatedly from the prepared collection beside the sofa. Shalise got object pool patterned and kept returning to the same glass of water. object pronouned adj. Sufficiently drunk to refer to every household item as me, him, or us. Synthia got object pronouned and called the kettle him throughout the evening. object request brokered adj. Too drunk to deliver anything directly, routing every request through an intermediary whose involvement has not been requested. Evera was object request brokered by ten and had not spoken to the bar directly in forty minutes. object sexualitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to find the furniture the most reliable presence in the room, and to say so. Hashmat was object sexualitied by midnight and had expressed a preference for the armchair over most of the company. object showed adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting the kitchen as a competition in which its contents face elimination. Loranzo got object showed and asked the toaster which contestant deserved the last round. object spaced adj. Of a drinker: distributed through the room, with one hand in the kitchen and the rest on the sofa. Arinze got object spaced, occupying the doorway, sofa, and kitchen simultaneously. object thingied adj. Of a drinker who has forgotten every household noun except the word used when names fail. Kavayah got object thingied and asked for the round glass thing by the sink. object worlded adj. Describing a drinker who has made the kitchen, sofa, and glass each into separate realities. Gurkirat got object worlded and insisted the kitchen existed differently from the sofa. object-based languaged adj. Drunk on the strength of assigning each household item a condition and a task for the journey home. Kavien became object-based languaged and gave the coat, keys and taxi distinct responsibilities. object-based programminged adj. Having drunk enough to wrap every task in the nearest available container before accepting that anything is, strictly speaking, your responsibility. Ronia was object-based programminged by ten and had encapsulated the bill inside a conversation that was still running. object-oriented languaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and keeping every opinion in its own compartment with inherited grievances. Bula became object-oriented languaged and passed the complaint from one coat to another. object-oriented programminged adj. Having drunk enough to make the pub a hierarchy, with every regular inheriting the same bad method. Tyisha got object-oriented programminged and gave the jukebox a class definition. object-souled adj. Of a drinker who has granted the pump, ashtray and fruit machine a vital principle. Micahya became object-souled and apologised to the stubborn till before trying again. objectalitied adj. Describing a drinker who treats every solid thing in the pub as a proper, self-standing presence. Lanae got objectalitied and offered the bar top a sincere account of the evening. objectanted adj. A drinker who objects to every suggestion, particularly those involving the next round. Haldor went objectanted when someone proposed moving to the other side of the bar.