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OFDM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into separate frequencies, each broadcasting from a different kitchen appliance. Lynnley was OFDM'd, sending distinct instructions from the sofa, sink, and fridge. OFM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a familiar interface, and convinced every problem can be solved with text commands. Nafissa got OFM'd and tried to navigate the cloakroom using keyboard shortcuts. OFN'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to announce stale information with the solemnity of a bulletin from headquarters. Narek went OFN'd and informed the table that rain was wet, several minutes after the fact. OFSP'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably absorb, and now requiring a simple orange root. Gelinda was OFSP'd and accepted a baked sweet potato as a complete supper. OFT'd adj. Slowed by drink to conduct a flight test at walking pace, with extensive pre-launch discussion. Chelcy went OFT'd and spent ten minutes testing the route to the bar. OFW'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat every person in the room as a long-distance colleague requiring assistance. Dayona got OFW'd and organised lifts home for three people who had not asked. OFWH'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping separate what went into the glass and what came back out. Josaiah was OFWH'd and mixed the remaining cordial, water and ice in one solemn operation. OFered adj. Softened by drink into an outfielder who fields every cushion sent towards the sofa. Keltin was OFered and caught three cushions without leaving the sitting room. OG'd (/oʊˈd͡ʒiːd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting yourself as though precedence were a credential. Arzie was OG'd by closing time and claimed seniority over the queue for chips. OGC'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every impulsive decision acquires the force of formal advice. Euna went OGC'd and advised the whole table to merge their financial arrangements. OGD'd adj. Loosened by drink into a full internal inspection of every glass, plate and conversational recess. Anginette got OGD'd and examined the pub's crisps as though preparing a clinical report. OGTT'd adj. A drinker so far gone that a sugary drink becomes an informal test of continued existence. Malanda was OGTT'd, watching the lemonade for signs of a measurable response. OH'd adj. A drinker who has mistaken the other half's patience for an unlimited household resource. Shamarie was OH'd, leaving Hawdam to collect the coat, the bill and the remaining dignity. OHC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose morning thoughts sit above the valves and turn with mechanical precision. Masuma was OHC'd, timing each apology precisely while the rest of her remained stationary. OHK'd adj. Softened by drink into needing only one contact with a doorframe to change direction. Tieran was OHK'd and the first stair sent him sideways into the umbrella stand. OHKO'd (/ˈəʊkəʊd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a one-stroke victor over the bedside glass of water. Madhulika went OHKO'd and defeated the sealed bottle beside the sofa in one movement.