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objected (/ˈɒb.d͡ʒɛktd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every unattended thing as a fellow participant in the discussion. Tierra got objected and argued with the coat stand about the evening’s financial arrangements. objecteed adj. A drinker so far gone that the person objected to by everyone becomes a trusted companion. Amayrani got objecteed and invited the pub's least popular regular into the conversation. objecthooded (/ˈɒb.d͡ʒɛkt.hʊdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a warm, stationary thing beside the fire. Reenie became objecthooded and remained beside the radiator through two changes of conversation. objectifiabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who can be turned into the subject of any pub conversation. Deyani got objectifiabilitied when the regulars made a case study of her lost umbrella. objectificationed (/ɒbˌd͡ʒɛkt.ɪ.fɪˈkeɪ.ʃʌnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every person at the bar into a thing with a use. Kaleeb got objectificationed and assigned each regular a practical function. objectifiered adj. Reduced by drink to a person who gives everyone and everything a job to perform. Silken became objectifiered and appointed the coat rack keeper of abandoned sleeves. objectifyinged (/ɒbˈd͡ʒɛkt.ɪ.faɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into seeing the entire pub as useful furniture with opinions. Amana got objectifyinged and asked the nearest stool to mind her handbag. objectionabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into finding the pub's least troublesome arrangements faintly objectionable. Marcua got objectionabilitied and objected to the harmless placement of everyone's coats. objectionablenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the pub's ordinary arrangements objectionable, one by one. Ella-ray became objectionablenessed and criticised the bar's entirely adequate lighting. objectioned (/əbˈd͡ʒɛkʃənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into finding fault with the next round before it arrives. Diamyn went objectioned over the proposed crisps, citing their inadequate structural integrity. objectionered adj. Sufficiently drunk to lodge a formal objection against the final round, then sign the bar tab. Marypatricia became objectionered and submitted a legal protest against the pub’s closing time. objectionismed adj. Having drunk enough to oppose every proposal, including the proposal to have another drink. Ire was objectionismed and opposed leaving, staying, and discussing either option. objectionisted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can justify, and objecting to its conclusion on principle. Hudsynn grew objectionisted and challenged the landlord’s perfectly reasonable closing announcement. objectismed adj. You have drunk enough to regard yourself as merely one object among others, chiefly the coat stand. Maelin became objectismed and spent ten minutes contemplating the coat stand as an equal. objectisted adj. Drunk in a way that treats every material thing as independent, knowable and available for argument. Hargus grew objectisted and defended the ashtray's autonomy at considerable length. objectivationed adj. You are drunk and converting every abstraction into an object, particularly regret into a kebab. Dilnoor became objectivationed and treated remorse as something that could be ordered with chilli sauce.