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objective cased adj. Of a drinker: treating every person encountered as the object of an urgent preposition. Elisio became objective cased and attached himself to whoever happened to be nearest the bar. objective claused adj. Of a drinker who has made the entire evening the object of a verb, usually ‘continue’. Calliemae became objective claused and made staying out the direct object of every decision. objective correlatived adj. Describing a drinker who requires a physical symbol for each feeling, beginning with chips for sorrow. Boe became objective correlatived and ordered chips as a material representation of melancholy. objective functioned adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to maximising chips and minimising the distance home. Trinadee became objective functioned and optimised the route between bar, crisps, and taxi. objective lensed adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest object is viewed with the authority of a telescope. Tramaine became objective lensed and examined the salt cellar as though it were a distant planet. objective pieced adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to the initial stone from which a tool might be made. Emilyelizabeth became objective pieced and sat quietly, awaiting manufacture into something useful. objective synonymed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats two identical drinks as different names for the same necessity. Kazia became objective synonymed and ordered lager, beer, and another lager as equivalent terms. objective tinnitused adj. Reduced by drink to hearing a ringing produced internally, and blaming the fridge. Ariaan became objective tinnitused and requested that the refrigerator lower its tone. objectived (/ɒbˈd͡ʒɛk.tɪvd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the person has become a material fact which the room must accommodate. Jarrian was objectived beside the piano, physically present and conceptually difficult to relocate. objectivenessed adj. Softened by drink into impartiality, awarding equal importance to the bar stool and the bishop. Lisandre became objectivenessed and judged the broken glass without assigning blame. objectivismed (/əbˈd͡ʒɛk.tɪ.vɪ.zəmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into neutrality, except where the last sausage roll is concerned. Ealaf became objectivismed and claimed impartiality while moving the sausage roll nearer. objectivisted adj. Emboldened by drink to advocate personal reason loudly, then follow the queue to the toilets. Vinisha became objectivisted and delivered a rationalist address beside the fruit machine. objectivitied (/ˌɒbd͡ʒɛkˈtɪvɪtid/) adj. Slowed by drink to judge all parties fairly, including the chair that has just been blamed. Tysheka became objectivitied and considered both sides of the argument with admirable, unhelpful patience. objectivizationed adj. Drunk and turning concepts into objects, most successfully transforming homesickness into a takeaway menu. Rayshawnda became objectivizationed and searched the menu for a serving of homesickness. objectivizered adj. Drunk to the point where every feeling has been made into something that can be left on the table. Britannie became objectivizered and placed her disappointment beside the ashtray. objectizationed adj. Drunk enough to turn every person into an object of attention, including the vending machine. Quintasha became objectizationed and regarded the vending machine as a compelling social presence.