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OHLE'd adj. Drunk enough to require a complete overhead system of support before reaching the first cup of tea. Ranbir was OHLE'd, moving from bed to breakfast by a network of carefully chosen handholds. OHP'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where private thoughts remain private, projecting them over everyone else's heads. Dezjuan was OHP'd, displaying last night's conclusions across the breakfast table. OHS'd adj. You are drunk and requiring health and safety measures before attempting the kitchen, stairs or sofa. Aeryn was OHS'd, so the glass of water was brought to the sofa rather than collected. OHV'd adj. You are drunk and operating away from every recognised route. Xendaya was OHV'd and crossed the flowerbed instead of using the path. OI'd adj. Still drunk, and susceptible to every household microbe after surrendering the immune system to the previous evening. Akeshia was OI'd, drinking water cautiously beneath a blanket on the sofa. OIBITDA'd adj. Still drunk, and calculating what remains after interest, tax, depreciation and amortisation have taken their due. Jadarian arrived OIBITDA'd and apportioned the bar tab with regrettable precision. OIC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint yourself in charge of the case presented by the empty glass. Michaia was OIC'd, investigating the missing water from beside the sofa. OID'd adj. Drunk beyond remembering which card identifies you, or where you put it after last orders. Gabirel was OID'd and searched the morning post for identification. OIG'd adj. Drunk to the extent of examining everyone else's conduct while overlooking the evidence against yourself. Srividya got OIG'd and began auditing the table's treatment of the bread basket. OIL'd adj. Drunk enough to illuminate the room by means no one can quite identify. Aryaveer was OIL'd and casting a pale consideration over the pudding. OIS'd adj. You have drunk enough to mistake an accidental kitchen collision for an official incident. Alvontae was OIS'd after nudging the cupboard and requesting a written report. OJ'd (/ˈəʊ d͡ʒeɪd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a glass of juice as evidence, refreshment, and a close personal ally. Weylyn got OJ'd and introduced his tumbler to everyone at the table. OJT'd adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt at walking becomes practical training conducted without supervision. Grayton was OJT'd, learning the staircase one uncertain hand placement at a time. OK'd (/ˌəʊˈkeɪd/) adj. Loosened by drink into approving every domestic proposal, including another glass of water. Hasya was OK'd and endorsed the sofa as a permanent sleeping arrangement. OK'ered adj. Sufficiently drunk to approve every proposal, including those made by people no longer present. Jenibelle became OK'ered and authorised Aleeyah's second taxi without checking the destination. OKB'd adj. Slowed by drink to conduct experimental research on the safest route to the sofa. Giamarie was OKB'd and tested three routes from the kitchen before choosing the shortest.