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obradovicited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful mineral survey, identifying each stair as a separate deposit. Xaiden went obradovicited and inspected the staircase for copper before descending. obrazovanshchinaed adj. Drunk and confidently mistaking a fragment of learning for a complete education. Gulshan became obrazovanshchinaed and corrected the solicitor on constitutional history. obreptioned (/əbˈɹɛpʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every approach is attempted secretly, including entering one's own sitting room. Nashlly arrived obreptioned and tried to surprise the coat stand. obrogationed adj. Drunk enough to repeal an arrangement verbally, then insist the repeal requires a second round. Eimhin got obrogationed and cancelled the dinner agreement over crisps. obroked (/əˈbɹoʊkd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising rent as a payment rather than a personal grievance. Baize became obroked and attempted to negotiate the pub's monthly tenancy. obrounded adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing straight lines from semicircles, and arranging the furniture accordingly. Trayvon went obrounded and walked round the rectangular table's imaginary ends. obruptioned adj. Drunk in a way that produces a sudden burial of the conversation beneath unrelated statements. Ronyn became obruptioned and buried the toast beneath an account of his first bicycle. obrutioned adj. Drunk, with the result that a rapid covering-up seems the proper solution to every minor difficulty. Avalene grew obrutioned and smothered the disagreement with three napkins. obs and gynaed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every dinner conversation into an unsolicited examination. Andella got obs and gynaed and diagnosed the table's collective posture. obscenenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding ordinary objects indecent and explaining precisely why. Narielle became obscenenessed and objected to the banana's position on the table. obsceneried adj. Drunk on the strength of a private standard of decency which nobody else has been shown. Rosezetta became obsceneried and rejected the playlist as morally suggestive. obsceniconned adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating chiefly in punctuation where a sentence was intended. Emanuele turned obsceniconned and sent six symbols instead of accepting the lift. obscenisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing material whose artistic merits are difficult to establish. Jaython became obscenisted and signed the bathroom wall as though exhibiting there. obscenitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every ill-advised remark as a public work. Hedwig grew obscenitied and delivered the toast from beneath the table. obscurancied adj. Still drunk, and convinced that being unclear is evidence of having understood something deeply. Dajour remained obscurancied and answered the simple question with a diagram. obscuranted (/ɒbˈskjʊəɹəntd/) adj. Too drunk to explain a decision, but sufficiently confident that explanation would weaken it. Kincaid became obscuranted and called the missing keys part of a wider principle.