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obsequencied adj. Drunk by closing time, and agreeing politely with every appliance in the kitchen. Tieysha was obsequencied and thanked the microwave for its patience. obsequented adj. Still drunk, and settled into the sofa like a geological feature requiring preservation. Tyneice remained obsequented beneath the blanket until the water went warm. obsequied adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the evening’s final arrangements from the sofa. L-jay became obsequied and appointed the blanket to supervise the water. obsequienced adj. Too drunk to refuse any domestic request, including one from the hoover. Neshawn became obsequienced and thanked the hoover after moving it two inches. obsequiositied adj. Sufficiently drunk to praise the sofa for receiving the body without complaint. Joeann was obsequiositied and complimented the sofa’s excellent hospitality. obsequiousnessed adj. Having drunk enough to comply with the household’s wishes, provided they involve lying down. Traverse became obsequiousnessed and accepted the sofa’s suggestion without argument. obsequitied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and becoming deferential to the cushions. Ianis was obsequitied and asked permission before adjusting the sofa cushion. obsequyed (/ˈɔbsɪ.kwiːd/) adj. You are drunk and arranging a quiet domestic conclusion with solemn efficiency. Terrain was obsequyed, wrapped in a blanket and supplied with water by midnight. observabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has made every stage of the journey from kitchen to sofa plainly measurable. Iftu was observabilitied, with footprints marking the route to the glass of water. observable universed adj. A drinker who has expanded the household’s visible limits to include the entire sofa. Chue became observable universed, with the sofa now forming his complete horizon. observabled (/əbˈzɝ.və.bəld/) adj. Describing a drinker who can be directly measured by the number of cushions required. Erlys was observabled at four cushions and one glass of water. observablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route between sofa, kitchen and water is plainly recorded. Trayshun was observablenessed, leaving a documented trail from the sofa to the tap. observanced (/əbˈzɜːvənsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and obedient to the household rule that water follows spirits. Jaclynne was observanced and followed the water rule with ceremonial seriousness. observancied adj. The condition of a drinker who follows domestic custom, particularly the one concerning blankets. Alzata became observancied and accepted the blanket without negotiating its placement. observandumed (/ˌɒbzə(ɹ)ˈvændəmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every ashtray, tap and bar towel as requiring formal scrutiny. Tyeishia went observandumed after last orders, inspecting the optics as though compiling evidence. observantnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and noticing every change in the pub except the one in yourself. Ashwika was observantnessed enough to spot a missing coaster from across the bar.