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obsessionismed
obsoletenessed
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obsessionismed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has appointed a single misplaced fork guardian of the household.
Yossef was
obsessionismed
and kept returning to the misplaced fork.
obsessionisted
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has devoted the evening to correcting a cushion's angle.
Eiven became
obsessionisted
and adjusted one cushion repeatedly.
obsessive compulsive spartanismed
adj.
Softened by drink into removing every cushion, ornament and useful object from the sitting room.
Inayah became
obsessive compulsive spartanismed
and cleared the mantelpiece.
obsessive-compulsive disordered
adj.
Loosened by drink into repeating a precise household ritual without recalling its purpose.
Sahitya became
obsessive-compulsive disordered
and polished the same handle repeatedly.
obsessive-compulsive personality disordered
adj.
Slowed by drink to arranging every object correctly, then forgetting what correctly meant.
Zaha was
obsessive-compulsive personality disordered
and stalled over the teaspoons.
obsessive-compulsivenessed
adj.
Drunk and compelled to count the same four tiles whenever conversation pauses.
Maximillien was
obsessive-compulsivenessed
and counted the kitchen tiles.
obsessive-compulsivitied
adj.
Drunk to the point where every misplaced object demands a small ceremony of correction.
Davidjohn became
obsessive-compulsivitied
over a solitary crooked mug.
obsessived
(/əbˈsɛsɪvd/)
adj.
Reduced by drink to a person who can pursue only one thought, usually an unnecessary one.
Donneisha was
obsessived
and pursued the whereabouts of a blue pen.
obsessivenessed
adj.
Drunk enough to pursue a trivial concern with the resolve of a medieval inquiry.
Randloph was
obsessivenessed
about a stain no one else could see.
obsessored
adj.
Drunk past the point of noticing that the object of concern is a coat hook.
Kionte was
obsessored
by the coat hook near the stairs.
obsidianed
(/ˌɒbˈsɪd.i.ənd/)
adj.
Drunk beyond ordinary warmth, blackly reflective and liable to shatter while opening a yoghurt.
Dalvinder was
obsidianed
and broke the yoghurt lid with solemn force.
obsidional coined
adj.
Drunk in a way that makes the last few coins seem minted under siege and unsuitable for the vending machine.
Normon was
obsidional coined
and offered battle-worn change for crisps.
obsidional crowned
adj.
Drunk, with the result that a wreath of garden grass is accepted as a decoration of state.
Tangi was
obsidional crowned
after returning from the garden with grass in his hair.
obsignationed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that seals every agreement, including the decision to have another biscuit.
Jimmesha became
obsignationed
and ratified the biscuit arrangement.
obsolescenced
(/ˌɒb.səˈlɛ.sənsd/)
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the others have stopped expecting the conversation to return to use.
Artemy was
obsolescenced
by supper, and everyone quietly changed the subject.
obsoletenessed
adj.
The state of being drunk and treated by one's companions as no longer required for practical purposes.
Dravon became
obsoletenessed
before the speeches, so nobody asked him to hold the keys.
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