obsessionismed
obsoletenessed

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obsessionismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed a single misplaced fork guardian of the household. Yossef was obsessionismed and kept returning to the misplaced fork. obsessionisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has devoted the evening to correcting a cushion's angle. Eiven became obsessionisted and adjusted one cushion repeatedly.
obsessive compulsive spartanismed adj. Softened by drink into removing every cushion, ornament and useful object from the sitting room. Inayah became obsessive compulsive spartanismed and cleared the mantelpiece. obsessive-compulsive disordered adj. Loosened by drink into repeating a precise household ritual without recalling its purpose. Sahitya became obsessive-compulsive disordered and polished the same handle repeatedly. obsessive-compulsive personality disordered adj. Slowed by drink to arranging every object correctly, then forgetting what correctly meant. Zaha was obsessive-compulsive personality disordered and stalled over the teaspoons. obsessive-compulsivenessed adj. Drunk and compelled to count the same four tiles whenever conversation pauses. Maximillien was obsessive-compulsivenessed and counted the kitchen tiles. obsessive-compulsivitied adj. Drunk to the point where every misplaced object demands a small ceremony of correction. Davidjohn became obsessive-compulsivitied over a solitary crooked mug. obsessived (/əbˈsɛsɪvd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a person who can pursue only one thought, usually an unnecessary one. Donneisha was obsessived and pursued the whereabouts of a blue pen. obsessivenessed adj. Drunk enough to pursue a trivial concern with the resolve of a medieval inquiry. Randloph was obsessivenessed about a stain no one else could see. obsessored adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the object of concern is a coat hook. Kionte was obsessored by the coat hook near the stairs. obsidianed (/ˌɒbˈsɪd.i.ənd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary warmth, blackly reflective and liable to shatter while opening a yoghurt. Dalvinder was obsidianed and broke the yoghurt lid with solemn force. obsidional coined adj. Drunk in a way that makes the last few coins seem minted under siege and unsuitable for the vending machine. Normon was obsidional coined and offered battle-worn change for crisps. obsidional crowned adj. Drunk, with the result that a wreath of garden grass is accepted as a decoration of state. Tangi was obsidional crowned after returning from the garden with grass in his hair. obsignationed adj. Drunk to a degree that seals every agreement, including the decision to have another biscuit. Jimmesha became obsignationed and ratified the biscuit arrangement. obsolescenced (/ˌɒb.səˈlɛ.sənsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the others have stopped expecting the conversation to return to use. Artemy was obsolescenced by supper, and everyone quietly changed the subject.
obsoletenessed adj. The state of being drunk and treated by one's companions as no longer required for practical purposes. Dravon became obsoletenessed before the speeches, so nobody asked him to hold the keys.