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obstetricksed adj. Drunk to the extent of offering outdated advice about keeping the evening comfortable, orderly and alive. Inessa was obstetricksed, prescribing toast and blankets to friends who had requested neither. obstetricsed (/əbˈstɛ.trɪksd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of being needed by everyone, particularly when nobody has asked you to help. Merrlyn was obstetricsed, arranging coats and taxis with the solemnity of a hospital ward. obstetristed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every companion as a case requiring observation and advice. Annajulia was obstetristed, checking everyone's pulse by asking whether they fancied another drink. obstetrixed adj. Drunk by closing time, and bringing every conversation safely into the world whether ready or not. Demaya was obstetrixed, coaxing confessions from friends who had merely mentioned the weather. obstinacied (/ˈɒbstɪnəsid/) adj. Still drunk, and maintaining the original argument after everyone else has changed both sides and subject. Divontae was obstinacied, defending the wrong pub long after the group had reached home. obstinanced adj. Too drunk to concede a point, especially when the point has ceased to exist. Deondrey was obstinanced, arguing with Maxi about a name neither of them had heard correctly. obstinancied adj. Loosened by drink into refusing the same reasonable suggestion with unusual consistency. Rozelyn remained obstinancied, declining the sensible route home without apparent distress. obstinatenessed adj. Emboldened by drink to maintain a position long after its subject has disappeared. Farrie grew obstinatenessed over the seating plan, though nobody had asked for one. obstinationed adj. Slowed by drink to resist changing course, even when the destination is forgotten. Ragina became obstinationed halfway to the door and stayed beside the umbrella stand. obstinenced adj. Drunk and declining, quietly, to be persuaded. Hallie-marie was obstinenced about the last drink and accepted no contrary evidence. obstipationed (/ɒbstɪˈpeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the evening proceeds only with considerable internal obstruction. Telena was obstipationed and treated the journey home as a matter requiring patience. obstipum abdomened adj. Drunk enough to keep the middle rigid and the rest of the evening comparatively short. Helsa stood obstipum abdomened beside the bar, declining both chairs and further explanation. obstreperositied adj. Drunk past the point of making a quiet disagreement audible from another room. Blue-belle became obstreperositied over the music and addressed the entire landing. obstreperousnessed adj. Drunk beyond speaking at the volume the conversation appears to require. Kielyn was obstreperousnessed by ten and answered simple questions from the hallway. obstrictioned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every later decision bound to the first one. Ladonne was obstrictioned by the original round and felt obliged to continue it. obstropulousnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary restraint has been set aside as unnecessary. Fatmah was obstropulousnessed and found the quiet table unnecessarily formal.