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OKR'd adj. Drunk and pursuing objectives and key results, chiefly involving the sofa and hydration. Lakwanzaa was OKR'd, setting measurable targets for reaching the sofa and finishing water. OL'd adj. Having drunk enough to appear professionally composed while privately negotiating with the morning. Tyzjuan was OL'd, answering the door neatly and then forgetting whom he had invited. OLAP'd (/ˈoʊlæpd/) adj. Softened by drink into processing the evening in several dimensions at once. Anre was OLAP'd, comparing the puddings by price, texture, and regret. OLD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue a connection through an application, with limited selectivity. Sheniah got OLD'd and sent a courteous message to a profile consisting of one shoe. OLE'd (/oˈlɛjd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who links every object in reach and embeds himself in the furniture. Lanayja became OLE'd and connected the television remote to the fruit bowl. OLED'd (/ˈəʊlɛdd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and emitting a thin organic light sufficient to find the crisps. Decarri was OLED'd and glowed discreetly beneath the pub’s television. OLL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging every remaining thought so its uppermost colour faces the ceiling. Jalie was OLL'd by the third round, aligning the beer mats as though solving a small public puzzle. OLP'd adj. Drunk past the point of allowing ordinary words to retain the meanings they had before the argument. Moncheri was OLP'd and spent ten minutes rescuing the word ‘round’ from philosophical misuse. OLR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a restriction that has already lasted longer than intended. Hearl was OLR'd and imposed lifelong limits on the crisps. OLS'd adj. Having drunk more than the available glide path can accommodate, especially on landing. Willia was OLS'd and came down on the sofa with the precision of a carrier landing. OLT'd adj. Of a drinker: unable to terminate the optical line between the eyes and the nearest handrail. Adelae was OLT'd and kept a fixed visual connection with the banister. OLTP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of processing each small exchange as a separate transaction. Layanie was OLTP'd, settling every round before discussing the next. OM'd adj. You are drunk and broadcasting a steady sequence of warnings about a destination nobody has selected. Jeramiha was OM'd, issuing Morse-like cautions whenever anyone approached the taxi rank. OMA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into sudden starts, jerks and misjudged movements that require assistance from the nearest friend. Kyvin went OMA'd beside the coat stand, leaving Kingsly to catch both him and the umbrella. OMAC'd adj. Drunk enough to manoeuvre by instinct while maintaining an attitude nobody can correct. Shlomo went OMAC'd and adjusted his approach to the bar three times. OMAD'd (/ˈəʊ.mædd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking one meal for an entire day's administrative provision. Markan was OMAD'd and defended his single kebab as a complete dietary system.