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obviatived (/ˈɒbvi.ətɪvd/) adj. You have drunk enough to demote the important person in every sentence and promote the incidental one. Mariella became obviatived and addressed the usher as though he were a grammatical afterthought. obviativitied adj. You are drunk and assigning every person present a rank of relevance, without evident authority. Personna grew obviativitied and classified the wedding guests by their importance to the conversation. obviatored adj. Of a drinker: removing each difficulty by replacing it with a more immediate one. Anaiah became obviatored and solved the locked door by abandoning the building. obviositied adj. Of a drinker who has made the conclusion so apparent that argument has become ceremonial. Jameese grew obviositied and announced the obvious before anyone had finished asking. obviousnessed (/ˈɒ(b)viəsnɪsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has rendered every proposition incapable of requiring evidence. Kailob became obviousnessed and explained that rain was wet to the assembled guests. ocaed adj. A drinker who has acquired the starchy calm and underground intentions of an edible tuber. Evelin sat beneath the table, thoroughly ocaed and awaiting the appropriate harvest. ocaperidoned adj. A drinker so far gone that the room's competing realities require pharmaceutical arbitration. Yaelin grew ocaperidoned and negotiated separately with the coat stand and the piano. ocarinaed (/ɒkəˈɹiːnəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and producing enclosed, punctured music of uncertain jurisdiction. Daneah became ocarinaed and played three solemn notes towards the airing cupboard. ocarinisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed breath, fingers, and a hollow vessel to a public office. Maricelda grew ocarinisted and gave the supper a lengthy woodwind accompaniment. occaboted adj. Reduced by drink to old tobacco: dry in judgement, smoky in manner, and unsuitable for general use. Rahf became occaboted and delivered his opinions from behind a theatrical cloud of smoke. occaecationed adj. Softened by drink into a temporary blindness regarding furniture, doorways, and personal dignity. Jawvan became occaecationed and mistook the coat rack for the route to the garden. occamied adj. Sharpened by drink into a convincing imitation of value, particularly where cash is concerned. Lyfe grew occamied and offered polished compliments in lieu of payment. occashunned adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a merely convenient chance as though it had been formally granted. Khaleil grew occashunned and proposed marriage during the interval. occasional furnitured adj. Drunk enough to regard every movable object as adequate seating, storage, or diplomatic support. Rubymae became occasional furnitured and used the footstool as a lectern. occasional tabled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a temporary surface from a permanent piece of company. Izik became occasional tabled and carried a folding table into the taxi. occasionaled (/əˈkeɪʒ(ə)nəld/) adj. Drunk to the point where regular conduct has been reduced to a series of administrative exceptions. Taydem became occasionaled and agreed to dance only during particularly auspicious minutes.