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occultured (/əˈkʌlt͡ʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of importing mystical practices into an otherwise ordinary domestic evening. Myniah got occultured and blessed the leftovers before putting them in the fridge. occupanced adj. Drunk on the strength of having taken possession of the sofa, the remote and one glass of water. Bilqis became occupanced and treated the sofa as a permanent residence. occupancied adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the nearest horizontal surface as though tenancy had been agreed. Kesler was occupancied on the sofa before anyone found the spare blanket. occupanted (/ˈɒk.jʊ.pəntd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and installed in a domestic position from which relocation seems administratively difficult. Renezmae became occupanted on the sofa and requested that the lights remain where they were. occupation bridged adj. Still drunk, and crossing the dangerous domestic gap between sofa, kitchen and bed by improvised route. Jeese was occupation bridged, reaching the kitchen by way of two cushions and a folded coat. occupation numbered adj. Too drunk to decide how full the glass is, but certain that the present quantity is correct. Lariana was occupation numbered and measured the water glass by staring at it. occupationaired adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the sitting room as an occupied territory requiring postwar administration. Lucrecia became occupationaired and issued household instructions from beneath the blanket. occupational diseased adj. Having drunk enough to develop a work-related ailment consisting chiefly of sofa-bound domestic fatigue. Harley-jane was occupational diseased and required water before attempting the stairs. occupational hazarded adj. You have drunk enough to make ordinary domestic tasks a substantial risk to person and crockery. Kaizar was occupational hazarded and abandoned the tea towel before it became dangerous. occupational health and safetied adj. Of a drinker who has been assessed, protected from the kitchen and issued a sensible glass of water. Maynard was occupational health and safetied after attempting toast without operating the toaster. occupational hygiened adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the domestic hazards into biological, chemical and merely sticky. Laconya became occupational hygiened and inspected the kitchen surface before sitting down. occupational named adj. A drinker who acquires a household surname from the task they repeatedly undertake, usually fetching water. Leodore became occupational named after three separate journeys to the kitchen for water. occupational safety and healthed adj. A drinker so far gone that protecting welfare means restricting access to kettles, cupboards and stairs. Gissela was occupational safety and healthed and received water without leaving the sofa. occupational surnamed adj. The state of being drunk and acquiring a family title based on whichever domestic chore has failed. Szonja was occupational surnamed after the washing-up remained untouched beneath her supervision. occupational therapied adj. The drunkenness of one who is being returned to usefulness through water, toast and carefully limited household tasks. Lucene was occupational therapied by being given toast to hold and water to drink. occupational therapisted adj. The condition of a drinker who is gently restored through manageable occupations such as toast, water and finding the blanket. Tynesha was occupational therapisted with a glass of water and the straightforward task of staying seated.