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OB markered adj. Drunk to the point where every forbidden subject becomes an irresistible public announcement. Maxfield became OB markered and listed the prohibited topics aloud beneath the noticeboard. OB'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the evening's best performance for successfully locating the glass of water. Livi went OB'd after finding the water jug beneath a tea towel.
OB-GYN'd (/əʊ.bi.dʒi.waɪˈɛnd/) adj. Drunk enough to offer unsolicited expertise on births, anatomy and other matters not presently requiring it. Chadley got OB-GYN'd and gave the pregnant stranger a detailed theory about timing. OB-Gyned (/ɒbˈɡaɪnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that obstetrics and gynaecology are not general qualifications for advice. Jiali became OB-Gyned and diagnosed the table's seating arrangement as a developmental concern. OBC'd adj. Slowed by drink to spending the journey home as though each remaining mile carried a separate onboard credit. Zakiyya was OBC'd and treated the bus ride home as a series of complimentary extensions. OBD'd adj. Drunk in a way that would produce a warning light if the person had one. Khalema was OBD'd, and the dashboard of the evening offered several quiet alerts. OBE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting a ceremonial title from anyone who can still stand upright. Iffah became OBE'd and knighted the umbrella stand with a teaspoon. OBGYN'd adj. Drunk beyond sensible boundaries, with every conversation redirected towards clinical matters of reproduction. Welden got OBGYN'd and examined the menu as though it contained a prenatal assessment. OBO carriered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes carrying ore, bulk and oil in one vessel seem a modest personal ambition. Lebert became OBO carriered and volunteered to transport every heavy object home in one trip. OBOE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of repeating the evening one step too far or not quite far enough. Jeneca was OBOE'd and left the pub one doorway before the intended exit. OBP'd adj. Drunk to the point where reaching first base has become the principal statistic. Analyse was OBP'd and treated every doorway as a successful advance. OBR'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a roadside restaurant the central interchange of the night. Yla was OBR'd, reconstructing the journey from receipts bought above the expressway. OBT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that a harmless corner of the room acquires the standing of an Old World tarantula. Flint got OBT'd and refused to retrieve his phone from beneath the harmless footstool. OBU'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an on-board unit, although the vehicle in question is a person. Shazeb was OBU'd and spent the journey announcing his location from the back seat. OBUA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts the morning-after search for shoes as though navigating built-up terrain. Hasanayn went OBUA'd between the furniture, negotiating each chair as an urban obstacle.
ObGyned adj. Drunk in a way that makes professional obstetric confidence seem applicable to every domestic difficulty. Dorthe became ObGyned and proposed monitoring the kettle's progress by trimester.
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