objecthooded(/ˈɒb.d͡ʒɛkt.hʊdd/)adj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.The waitress sighed as she cleaned up the table where the group had been, evidence of their objecthooded escapades strewn everywhere.objectifiabilitiedadj.Displaying symptoms such as impaired attention span and poor judgment due to alcohol.objectificationed(/ɒbˌd͡ʒɛkt.ɪ.fɪˈkeɪ.ʃʌnd/)adj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.objectifieredadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.In a moment of inspiration, Omaris attempted to start a conga line with random strangers on the street, epitomizing the joy of being gleefully objectifiered.objectifyinged(/ɒbˈd͡ʒɛkt.ɪ.faɪ.ɪŋd/)adj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Ohemaa mistook a fire hydrant for a friendly robot, thanks to being thoroughly objectifyinged.objectionabilitiedadj.Showing decreased ability to perform tasks requiring concentration and coordination.objectionablenessedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.objectioned(/əbˈd͡ʒɛkʃənd/)adj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.The cat watched in confusion as Oel attempted to high-five a wall, looking surprisingly objectioned.objectioneredadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.Tesslyn attempted to catch a taxi by hailing a passing dog, demonstrating their objectionered problem-solving skills.objectionismedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Osco managed to lose both their shoes and their keys, a classic sign of being seriously objectionismed.objectionistedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.objectismedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.Paiten declared themselves the mayor of the sidewalk, proudly objectismed.objectistedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.Atish thought they were a famous movie star, fabulously objectisted.objectivationedadj.Showing marked impairment in reaction time and decision-making abilities due to alcohol.While playing darts, Orentha proved to be alarmingly objectivationed.objective casedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.The night ended with Abriya sprawled out on the couch, completely objective cased and snoring softly.objective clausedadj.Showing the physical effects of consuming alcohol.