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Obama Phoned adj. Too drunk to tell whether the ringing handset belongs to you, the landlord or the previous decade. Deizel was Obama Phoned and answered the pub telephone by giving a speech about signal strength. Obama maniaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an admiration which has reached the level of ceremonial applause. Lorree became Obama maniaed and applauded the announcement of last orders. Obama phoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a basic mobile telephone as an emergency public service. Milina was Obama phoned and offered her handset to everyone waiting for a taxi. Obama-canned adj. You have drunk enough to support the unlikely candidate loudly, whatever your usual politics. Cyndil was Obama-canned and endorsed the election poster above the fruit machine. Obama-conned adj. Of a drinker: persuaded, after several pints, that political contradiction is a perfectly stable position. Reanne was Obama-conned and defended conservative principles while praising the president's every move. Obama-maniaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the room requires a unifying speech. Nishawn, Obama-maniaed, promised a new beginning for the queue outside the toilets. Obamaboted adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can support, and repeating one presidential point on automatic. Coran was Obamaboted, issuing the same endorsement whenever anyone mentioned the bill. Obamacanned (/oʊˈbɑːməkənd/) adj. You are drunk and defending an unexpected political alliance to anyone still within earshot. Nube was Obamacanned, making a conservative case for the candidate between mouthfuls of crisps. Obamaconned adj. Of a drinker who has crossed the party line, then forgotten which line it was. Amely was Obamaconned and changed political allegiance between the starter and the main. Obamacrated adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the evening into a Democratic rally for the next round. Shakyrah was Obamacrated and sought applause before proposing another collection for drinks. Obamageddonned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the republic's decline seem, by morning, largely administrative. Zarya, Obamageddonned, announced that the nation had entered a period of managed decline beside the crisps. Obamaited adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion is treated as a member of the campaign team. Jacquille, Obamaited, appointed Antara deputy organiser of the taxi queue. Obamaitised adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a unifying speech about the bins, the neighbours and an imminent kebab. Sesha got Obamaitised and addressed the garden as though it were awaiting a new administration. Obamamaniaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying fervour disproportionate to the subject at hand. Zareon was Obamamaniaed and described the shared bowl of nuts as a coalition achievement. Obamanationed adj. Still drunk, and regarding the evening's minor inconveniences as a regrettable presidential legacy. Kaimalu was Obamanationed and blamed the missing umbrella on executive overreach. Obamaniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and applauding even modest acts of public administration. Summaya became Obamaniaed and cheered when Chinomso found the correct door.