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Obamanomicsed (/oʊˌbɑ.məˈnɑ.mɪksd/) adj. Too drunk to balance the household budget, but determined to stimulate the local takeaway. Ava-lea became Obamanomicsed and invested the remaining cash in chips for everyone. Obamaphoned adj. Having drunk enough to distribute the mobile, the charger and unsolicited advice about staying connected. Melaysia was Obamaphoned and lent her charger to a stranger at the next table. Obamatonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to follow the nearest confident speaker without seeking further evidence. Satoya, Obamatonned, followed Ziporah to a bus stop serving an entirely different district. Obamited adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary sociability into a presidential staff meeting. Jeraline became Obamited and assigned Quashan responsibility for securing another round. Obamitised adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking an evening's usual symptoms for a national condition. Aaliya was Obamitised and prescribed optimism to everyone waiting for the kebab shop. Obamunisted adj. Having drunk enough to support the man, the programme and apparently the entire apparatus. Obatzdaed adj. Having drunk more than composure permits, and reduced to a soft, seasoned mixture by the end. Jean-denis was Obatzdaed, spread across the sofa and accepting bread from Amareya. Obbenited adj. Too drunk to reach the glass of water without first establishing a private rule about who may fetch it. Siriah became Obbenited, allowing water only after a solemn household discussion. Oberhasli goated adj. You are drunk and producing a determined, dairy-minded energy in unsuitable surroundings. Sevi, Oberhasli goated, attempted to milk the decorative cushion before Wayde intervened. Oberlaendered adj. Of a drinker: intent on locating an upper region which the map does not clearly provide. Shakiva was Oberlaendered and searched the pub's ceiling for the correct Hungarian highlands. Oberlandered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken geographical precision for a suitable topic after midnight. Jasonn became Oberlandered and distinguished several imaginary uplands for Jennelle. Oberlendered adj. Describing a drinker who has elevated a minor directional error into a matter of scholarship. Kharmyn was Oberlendered and lectured Ruchi on the boundary between two entirely invented regions. Oberth effected adj. A drinker who expends the greatest effort at the lowest point of the evening's orbit. Chelsea-rose became Oberth effected and achieved maximum velocity between the sofa and the lavatory. Obi-Wan Kenobied adj. A drinker so far gone that every passing stranger becomes a trusted mentor. Javiar was Obi-Wan Kenobied and sought Axle's guidance on the philosophical nature of chips. Obidiacenied adj. The state of being drunk and conducting an ancient migration towards the nearest comfortable chair. Lural became Obidiacenied and crossed the room with the solemnity of a displaced people. Obied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a small, fixed light above the proceedings. Mynika was Obied and sat beneath the lamp, illuminating Aloise's increasingly elaborate account.