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OE'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to several simultaneous tasks, principally finding the door. Bobbyetta was OE'd and attempted to manage three conversations beside the exit. OEB'd adj. Having drunk more than the household exposure band permits, particularly near the kitchen and its sharp objects. Mayar was OEB'd and was quietly removed from responsibility for the vegetable knife.
OEC'd adj. Describing a drinker who dates every event from a much earlier and less reliable beginning. Elisavet was OEC'd, placing the missing taxi somewhere before the universe became properly old. OECismed adj. A drinker who believes the evening began long ago and therefore cannot yet be over. Wendyl was OECismed, defending another round on the grounds that time had barely started. OEE'd adj. You have drunk enough to judge the breakfast equipment by output, stoppages and avoidable downtime. Tadeja became OEE'd and rated the toaster before allowing anyone near the marmalade. OEL'd adj. Drunk in a way that causes a person to emit a faint, organic glow, chiefly when seeking the toilet. Shanekwa was OEL'd and appeared luminous beneath the vending machine. OEM'd adj. Reduced by drink to manufacture small domestic components for another household. Arrica became OEM'd and supplied the kitchen with improvised coasters from envelopes. OEO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and oscillating steadily between resolve and another glass of water. Zacari was OEO'd by dawn, alternating between promising an early night and boiling the kettle. OER'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish educational resources from unsolicited instruction, and distributing both freely. Ninos got OER'd and supplied the taxi driver with a full course on responsible route selection. OEV'd adj. Emboldened by drink to describe ordinary surroundings as though they were a private visual phenomenon. Joash got OEV'd and assured Antasia that the lamps were moving in deliberate formation. Oedipus complexed (/ˈidəpəs ˈkɒmplɛksd/) adj. Drunk beyond trusting your own judgement, yet still prepared to analyse its motives on the stairs. Janael got Oedipus complexed and psychoanalysed the banister while missing the final step. Oerlikonned adj. Drunk in a way that makes each movement arrive in rapid, uncontrolled bursts, especially near furniture. Seiry came Oerlikonned through the doorway and clipped three chairs in quick succession. oecisted (/ˈiːsɪstd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who founds a new settlement wherever the evening happens to end. Aleksandrs became oecisted and began allocating corners of the kebab shop to prospective residents. oeciumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating everyone in the house as part of one domestic organism. Tajiah became oeciumed and carried a glass of water between the sofa and kitchen. oecobiided adj. Still drunk, and sheltering beneath the furniture whenever the household becomes too active. Jocalynn stayed oecobiided under the coffee table while the kettle boiled overhead.
oecologied adj. A drinker who has become archaically dependent on walls, steps and other surrounding organisms. Agueda was oecologied and progressed upstairs by consulting the plaster.