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oesophagopathied adj. Having drunk enough to turn every attempt at swallowing water into a domestic negotiation. Margurette was oesophagopathied, negotiating patiently with a glass beside the sofa. oesophagoplastied adj. You are drunk and repairing the passage to the kitchen with increasingly unsuitable household objects. oesophagoscoped adj. Of a drinker who has inspected the interior of the fridge and found no further decisions there. oesophagoscopied adj. A drinker who has performed a careful interior inspection of the kitchen, without improving it. Jarmall was oesophagoscopied, having inspected every shelf and changed nothing. oesophagospasmed adj. The state of being drunk and seized by sudden objections to the ordinary mechanics of drinking water. Reia was oesophagospasmed, repeatedly reconsidering the mechanics of a small sip. oesophagostenosised adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which one can introduce a biscuit to the stomach by committee. Jayleana grew oesophagostenosised and required a short adjournment between each sip of lager. oesophagostomiasised adj. Drunk and carrying a small internal population whose chief demand is that supper be delayed. oesophagostomied adj. Softened by drink into a person who requires a direct opening for every sip of water. Alonie was oesophagostomied, with the water glass positioned directly beside the cushions. oesophagotomied adj. Loosened by drink into cutting through any obstruction between the sofa and a late glass of water. Jayla-mai was oesophagotomied, moving blankets aside to reach the water. oesophagused (/iːˈsɒfəɡəsd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the route from throat to stomach as a major engineering project. oesteocalcinned adj. Still drunk, and convinced that every hard-won opinion has been properly mineralised. Javantay remained oesteocalcinned, defending his settled view of the pub's best bitter. oesteoclasted adj. You are drunk and resorbing the evening one solid feature at a time, beginning with the crisps. Tarahji was oesteoclasted and gradually consumed the structural integrity of the snack table. oestradioled (/ˌiː.stɹəˈdʌɪ.ɒld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a subtle feeling into an unusually forceful instruction. Maurie was oestradioled and confidently rearranged the entire supper without consulting anyone. oestratetraenoled adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the morning as a distinctly British derivative of yesterday. Irean arrived oestratetraenoled, requesting tea in the manner of a laboratory finding. oestrided adj. Drunk past the point of remaining still, and now circling the room with the persistence of a botfly. Perette became oestrided and made repeated circuits of the chairs without alighting. oestrinned (/ˈiːstɹɪnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every passing emotion seem chemically significant and worth announcing.