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OF'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating the space between the sofa and the television as an open field. Jonmark was OF'd, sending a cushion across the room as though covering deep territory. OFA'd adj. Of a drinker who has requested arrest, or at least mistaken the barman for authority. Kathyrn got OFA'd and asked the doorman to process her immediately. OFC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to introduce a newly invented female companion into the conversation. Zayona was OFC'd and described her absent companion in careful detail. OFDM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into separate frequencies, each broadcasting from a different kitchen appliance. Lynnley was OFDM'd, sending distinct instructions from the sofa, sink, and fridge. OFM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a familiar interface, and convinced every problem can be solved with text commands. Nafissa got OFM'd and tried to navigate the cloakroom using keyboard shortcuts. OFN'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to announce stale information with the solemnity of a bulletin from headquarters. Shatel, OFN'd, repeated yesterday's scandal as though the wire services had just confirmed it. OFSP'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably absorb, and now requiring a simple orange root. Gelinda was OFSP'd and accepted a baked sweet potato as a complete supper. OFT'd adj. Slowed by drink to conduct a flight test at walking pace, with extensive pre-launch discussion. Chelcy went OFT'd and spent ten minutes testing the route to the bar. OFW'd adj. Having drunk enough to treat every person in the room as a long-distance colleague requiring assistance. Dayona got OFW'd and organised lifts home for three people who had not asked. OFWH'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping separate what went into the glass and what came back out. Josaiah was OFWH'd and mixed the remaining cordial, water and ice in one solemn operation. OFered adj. Softened by drink into an outfielder who fields every cushion sent towards the sofa. Keltin was OFered and caught three cushions without leaving the sitting room. Ofoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving in a closely packed multitude of competing directions. Olando came Ofoed through the hallway, with his shoulders and feet forming separate delegations. oFBD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that an older female cousin is identified in every passing customer. oFBS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every older male cousin becomes available for consultation. Rachael went oFBS'd and sought advice from a stranger wearing a flat cap. oFZD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning seniority and family relation to the nearest woman with opinions. Valory became oFZD'd and asked a barmaid whether she had heard from the family. oFZS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of finding an older male relative in nearly every conversation. Perlene got oFZS'd and recruited the darts captain as an ancestral adviser.