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OH'd adj. A drinker who has mistaken the other half's patience for an unlimited household resource. Shamarie was OH'd, leaving Hawdam to collect the coat, the bill and the remaining dignity. OHC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose morning thoughts sit above the valves and turn with mechanical precision. Masuma was OHC'd, timing each apology precisely while the rest of her remained stationary. OHK'd adj. Softened by drink into needing only one contact with a doorframe to change direction. Tieran was OHK'd and the first stair sent him sideways into the umbrella stand. OHKO'd (/ˈəʊkəʊd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a one-stroke victor over the bedside glass of water. Madhulika went OHKO'd and defeated the sealed bottle beside the sofa in one movement. OHLE'd adj. Drunk enough to require a complete overhead system of support before reaching the first cup of tea. Ranbir was OHLE'd, moving from bed to breakfast by a network of carefully chosen handholds. OHP'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where private thoughts remain private, projecting them over everyone else's heads. Dezjuan was OHP'd, displaying last night's conclusions across the breakfast table. OHS'd adj. You are drunk and requiring health and safety measures before attempting the kitchen, stairs or sofa. Aeryn was OHS'd, so the glass of water was brought to the sofa rather than collected. OHV'd adj. You are drunk and operating away from every recognised route. Xendaya was OHV'd and crossed the flowerbed instead of using the path. Oh My God Particled adj. Drunk to the extent of moving through the night with astonishing, poorly directed energy. Ardal was Oh My God Particled and crossed the station concourse before remembering the destination. Oh My God particled adj. Drunk on the strength of one alarming discovery after another, chiefly involving coats and missing phones. Shanai became Oh My God particled when the missing phone appeared beneath her own coat. Oh-My-God Particled adj. Drunk since last orders, and capable of making the short journey home seem cosmically significant. Zakaryah was Oh-My-God Particled and described the taxi rank as an event of universal importance. Ohara's fevered adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's heat into the coat queue and the cold street beyond. Saveer was Ohara's fevered and refused his coat despite the rain outside. Ohianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the long way home as an entirely reasonable regional excursion. Coi became Ohianed and proposed walking to the next town for a final drink. Ohio Valley diseased adj. Too drunk to make the journey home without treating every passing streetlamp as a possible landmark. Camaryn was Ohio Valley diseased and used the third lamp post to locate a road she knew well. Ohioaned adj. Having drunk enough to adopt the broadest possible interpretation of where home is. Wildred was Ohioaned and described the neighbouring borough as practically his front garden. Ohloned (/oʊˈloʊnid/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and now travelling by instinct rather than route. Kajus was Ohloned and reached the station by following the brightest sign.