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OI'd adj. Still drunk, and susceptible to every household microbe after surrendering the immune system to the previous evening. Akeshia was OI'd, drinking water cautiously beneath a blanket on the sofa. OIBITDA'd adj. Still drunk, and calculating what remains after interest, tax, depreciation and amortisation have taken their due. Jadarian arrived OIBITDA'd and apportioned the bar tab with regrettable precision. OIC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint yourself in charge of the case presented by the empty glass. Michaia was OIC'd, investigating the missing water from beside the sofa. OID'd adj. Drunk beyond remembering which card identifies you, or where you put it after last orders. Gabirel was OID'd and searched the morning post for identification. OIG'd adj. Drunk to the extent of examining everyone else's conduct while overlooking the evidence against yourself. Srividya got OIG'd and began auditing the table's treatment of the bread basket. OIL'd adj. Drunk enough to illuminate the room by means no one can quite identify. Aryaveer was OIL'd and casting a pale consideration over the pudding. OIS'd adj. You have drunk enough to mistake an accidental kitchen collision for an official incident. Alvontae was OIS'd after nudging the cupboard and requesting a written report. Oirated adj. Describing a drinker who has made the final round into a westward expedition. Dewyane was Oirated and proposed one more stop in every direction except home. Oirded adj. A drinker who has become thoroughly westbound, regardless of the actual location of home. Callum-john was Oirded and boarded a westbound train without checking the terminus. Oirished adj. Reduced by drink to rolling every sentence from side to side before it arrives. Anahli went Oirished and lost the thread halfway up the stairs. oibaraed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving quietly, and ceremonially accompanying the landlord's departure. Brilee became oibaraed at closing time, treating the landlord's exit as a solemn obligation. oicho-kabued adj. Drunk beyond calculation, treating the last round as a card game whose odds favour another hand. Taryah was oicho-kabued, wagering her taxi fare on one final drink. oichomaged adj. Drunk, with the result that the hair acquires ceremonial volume and the coat becomes formal dress. Trevonn went oichomaged after the final round, styling his hair beneath the pub's fluorescent lights. oidiomycosised adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker spreading through the room in fragile, separate departures. Ranota became oidiomycosised, breaking from the group at every turn towards home. oidiumed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a fragile spore, carried from the pub by the slightest draught. Laking was oidiumed after closing time, drifting towards the taxi whenever the door opened. oied (/ɔɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to turn the queue for coats into a loud, working-class chorus of grievances. Elian got oied after last orders and led a chant about the taxi queue.