oignon vertedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.oiked(/ɔɪkd/)adj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.oikeiosisedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.oikistedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.Ireland shared deep philosophical thoughts about the universe, while being profoundly oikisted.oikocrystedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Surrounded by friends at a party, Danari shared a hilarious joke, sounding thoroughly oikocrysted.oikologiedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.At the bar, a oikologied Nate regaled a group of strangers with tales of their pet goldfish.oikonymed(/ˈɔɪkənɪmd/)adj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.oikophobedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.Octabio attempted to reenact a scene from a famous movie with a plant, proving they were in a truly oikophobed state.oikophobiaedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.As the night wore on, Nytia became progressively more oikophobiaed, much to the amusement of everyone around.oikosedadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.Paulyne adopted a pet rock, naming it Mr. Pebbles, in a heartwarming display of their oikosed affection.oikumenedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.oil and wateredadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.It was evident that Parmer was feeling rather oil and watered when they tried to high-five a painting.oil baronnedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.Nyah attempted to teach a houseplant how to salsa dance, proving they were truly oil baronned.oil beetledadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.Alshawn embarked on a deep philosophical discussion with a garden gnome, philosophically oil beetled.oil buggedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.oil burner routedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.Snapper was convinced they could communicate with seagulls, engaging in a deep conversation with the birds in their oil burner routed state.