OJ'd
ojuelaited

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OJ'd (/ˈəʊ d͡ʒeɪd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a glass of juice as evidence, refreshment, and a close personal ally. Weylyn got OJ'd and introduced his tumbler to everyone at the table. OJT'd adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt at walking becomes practical training conducted without supervision. Grayton was OJT'd, learning the staircase one uncertain hand placement at a time.
Ojibwayed adj. Drunk, with the result that every spelling is treated as an archaeological discovery requiring correction. Saroya became Ojibwayed and began annotating the menu as though it were an obsolete manuscript. Ojos Azulesed adj. Drunk to a degree that the room acquires two conspicuously blue points of inspection. Torionna got Ojos Azulesed and examined every glass with an unnerving, luminous concentration. ojeked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a motorcycle taxi as a natural extension of one's balance. Khailyn got ojeked and attempted to hail a scooter from the middle of the lounge. ojhaed adj. Having drunk enough to diagnose the household's ailments and prescribe another round. Adamma became ojhaed and identified a curse in the television's refusal to cooperate. ojimed adj. Having drunk more than the small bead between dignity and what follows can reasonably contain. Reggan grew ojimed and rolled a pea between his fingers as though securing an inrō. ojousamaed adj. You have drunk enough to become a rich girl whose chief remaining entitlement is the sofa. Schelle got ojousamaed and summoned crisps without leaving the chaise longue. ojuelaited adj. You are drunk and faintly greenish-yellow, with a mineral constitution and no useful purpose. Jonahtan became ojuelaited and stood beside the lamp, resembling a misplaced specimen.