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OL'd adj. Having drunk enough to appear professionally composed while privately negotiating with the morning. Tyzjuan was OL'd, answering the door neatly and then forgetting whom he had invited. OLAP'd (/ˈoʊlæpd/) adj. Softened by drink into processing the evening in several dimensions at once. Anre was OLAP'd, comparing the puddings by price, texture, and regret. OLD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue a connection through an application, with limited selectivity. Sheniah got OLD'd and sent a courteous message to a profile consisting of one shoe. OLE'd (/oˈlɛjd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who links every object in reach and embeds himself in the furniture. Lanayja became OLE'd and connected the television remote to the fruit bowl. OLED'd (/ˈəʊlɛdd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and emitting a thin organic light sufficient to find the crisps. Decarri was OLED'd and glowed discreetly beneath the pub’s television. OLL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging every remaining thought so its uppermost colour faces the ceiling. Jalie was OLL'd by the third round, aligning the beer mats as though solving a small public puzzle. OLP'd adj. Drunk past the point of allowing ordinary words to retain the meanings they had before the argument. Moncheri was OLP'd and spent ten minutes rescuing the word ‘round’ from philosophical misuse. OLR'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a restriction that has already lasted longer than intended. Hearl was OLR'd and imposed lifelong limits on the crisps. OLS'd adj. Having drunk more than the available glide path can accommodate, especially on landing. Willia was OLS'd and came down on the sofa with the precision of a carrier landing. OLT'd adj. Of a drinker: unable to terminate the optical line between the eyes and the nearest handrail. Adelae was OLT'd and kept a fixed visual connection with the banister. OLTP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of processing each small exchange as a separate transaction. Layanie was OLTP'd, settling every round before discussing the next. Olchaed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a plural noun from several people waiting for the bus. Zixi was Olchaed and attempted to count the passengers as though they formed a grammatical category. Olchied adj. Of a drinker: making the entire table accommodate a conversation conducted with an absent audience. Taliyah spent supper addressing the empty chair, thoroughly Olchied, while Latanza moved the wine out of reach. Old Adamed adj. Having drunk more than the better nature can accommodate, and waking with the older one in charge. Batrina was Old Adamed by sunrise, apologising to the toaster for matters it could not recall. Old Albanianed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the previous evening as a damaged manuscript requiring careful reconstruction. Markella woke Old Albanianed, piecing together the supper from three receipts and one olive. Old Believered adj. You are drunk and still committed to a version of last night's events unsupported by the evidence. Hamdy remained Old Believered, insisting he had never ordered the ceremonial fourth round.