old sportedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.Pariz insisted on giving a motivational speech to a group of confused pigeons, showing classic signs of being old sported.old squawwedadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.Heinz declared themselves the mayor of the party, exemplifying their old squawwed confidence.old stageredadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.old stickedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Terrisa passionately defended the honor of a sandwich, proving themselves to be fiercely old sticked.old sweatedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.Mirelys thought they were a secret agent on a top-secret mission, acting extremely old sweated.old time used to bedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Onyinyechukwu gave a heartfelt speech to a vending machine, sharing their deepest thoughts on snacks while being adorably old time used to bed.old timedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Michaelia attempted to give a motivational speech to a group of ducks, clearly old timed.old timer's diseased(/ˌəʊl(d)ˌtaɪməz dɪˈziːzd/)adj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.Elenny fell asleep in a grocery cart, comfortably old timer's diseased.old timered(/ˌəʊl(d)ˈtaɪməd/)adj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.old timers' diseasedadj.Exhibiting irrational behavior or extreme mood swings due to alcohol.Perrin discovered a newfound talent for breakdancing and showcased their moves on the sidewalk, impressively old timers' diseased.old toastedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Sitting at a cafe, Xzayvien chuckled to themselves, remembering being playfully old toasted at a game night.old townedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.old wifedadj.Affected by alcoholic beverages; inebriated.old wine in a new bottledadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.old wine in new bottlesedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.old wives' taledadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.